Random incorrect quotes

Wolf: Eat shit.

Jisung: Today I found out you can get scented toilet paper.

Wooyoung: Thus concludes mv presentation about how Uptown Funk would definitely have been included in the Shrek soundtrack, had it existed at the time.

Jeongin: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?

Dipper, meeting Bill for the first time: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.

Hiccup: Do you value your friendships? You should.

Jisung: *laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing.

Chan: Have you ever been in shared proximity with an idiot for so long that you can feel their dumbness rotting your brain?

Jimin: What are you eating?

Jeongin: I just saw Chan knitting, is he secretly eighty?

Dipper: So, what do we get after all of this?

Mingi: Cut my life into cheeses. This is my last charcuterie board.

*At a bank teller window*

Hiccup: And what did we learn, Tuff?

Beomgyu: Go to hell!

Chan: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?