Naruto: So, Kakashi-sensei, how did you fall in love with Y/n-sensei?
Kakashi: Our eyes met…and everything else was fleeting.
Sakura: Y/n-sensei, how did you meet Kakashi-sensei?
You: oh, we were kids and I punched him. He looked at me weird.

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Naruto: So, Kakashi-sensei, how did you fall in love with Y/n-sensei?
Kakashi: Our eyes met…and everything else was fleeting.
Sakura: Y/n-sensei, how did you meet Kakashi-sensei?
You: oh, we were kids and I punched him. He looked at me weird.

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being the wife of Kakashi Hatake...
This was filmed in silence btw💔🥀🥀
Y'all don't get him like I do 😓😓..
I miss his old style sm
recon is soooo in
How Each Legend Would React To You Bringing Home A Puppy
Author's Note: Hey guys! It's been awhile since I've posted on here, and I decided to come back with this cute little head cannon draft I wrote. I'm really trying to get back into writing longer stories and not just snippets, one-shots, or head cannons, so bear with me!
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Elliott
He would be ecstatic.
The puppy would jump around him and nip at his oversized shirt as he sat on the floor.
He would play with the puppy for a little while, rubbing behind its ears and rolling it on its back.
He would say things like, “Who’s a good boy?” or “Rah!” while scratching him intensely on the stomach.
After a bit of you admiring your boyfriend having fun, you would watch him get up and disappear into your two’s bedroom, to the pup’s disappointment.
But after a few he would appear in his Legend attire, and you would laugh, knowing what he was up to.
He would hit his wrist, and clones of him explode around the room.
The puppy would bark at them in fear, but after a moment it got used to them and pounced at their feet.
Its paws would go through the holograms, but after a while of this, it eventually found the real Elliott.
It barked up at him and he just smiled and said, “Smart boy!”
You snickered before commenting, “You know, you’d be a good father.”
“Really?”
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Taejoon
You would come in with the puppy in your arms, and he would look up from his computer screen and just stare at it.
Eventually, he would look at you and mutter, “Why?”
You would roll your eyes and walk over, placing the hyper thing in his lap.
Immediately it would spring up, putting its paws on his chest for balance and lick at his face.
“Hey! Hey!” he would yell out, flinging his arms up and grasping for the wriggling pup.
Getting a hold of it, he would pick it up and hold it arm’s length into the air.
It would stare down at him before cocking its head, confused at what was going on.
He would stare back for a few moments before sighing and giving in.
Placing it down in his lap, one hand stroked the pup while the other wiped his face and resumed doing whatever he was originally doing on the computer.
You would just laugh and walk off, giving some alone time to your boyfriend’s new companion.
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Walter
He would be cooking in the kitchen when he heard the front door open.
“Welcome home hun, I’m making up some din-” he would start, but he stopped when he heard claws scraping across the hardwood floor.
“Hun?” he questioned, watching the entrance to the kitchen.
A puppy suddenly scrambled in, sniffing fervently at the air and wagging its tail furiously.
He would be confused until you popped up behind the critter, leaning up against the wall and smirking.
“What the-” he would say as it ran up to him.
Plopping itself down right by his foot, it would stare up at him with begging eyes.
Instead of asking any questions, however, he just said, “Why, the pup wants some food!”
Reaching into his pan, he pulled out a strip of bacon, tossing it to the hungry puppy.
It would quickly devour it before licking the excess grease off the ground.
Content, it would then saunter its way over and lie down beside his foot once more.
“Well,” you would say, smiling at the wholesome sight. “Looks like you made a new friend.”
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Blóǿdhundr
He would sense you walk into the apartment, but he would also sense another being.
“Who else did you bring?” he would say from where he was sitting and reading.
You would be a little hesitant when stepping out in his line of sight.
The puppy would be in your arms, whining to be let down, to which you would oblige.
It would then run over and begin sniffing your now-curious boyfriend.
“I see the gods have blessed you with a gift…” he would mutter, reaching down to pick up the young and squirming creature.
It would nip at his crow, Arthur, which would hiss at it and fly off, startling the pup.
Frightened, it would tuck its head underneath his arm and shake.
He just laughs and says, “You brought this upon yourself, hvolp.”
You sit on the couch and watch as he begins stroking the puppy’s back.
It would respond after a bit, peeking its head back out.
It would notice the book he’s reading and begin looking at the pictures, and despite being an animal, also try to understand what the piece of literature is about.
Of course you wouldn’t know that, but it was still cute watching your two favorite people cuddled up together and ‘reading’.
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Alex
He would be grumpy at first.
The thing immediately rushed up to him upon your arrival and completely trampled over his paperwork lying on the ground.
“Get this thing away from my research!” he growled, snatching up the puppy and handing it back to you.
“Then maybe you shouldn’t leave your ‘research’ everywhere.” you remarked sarcastically.
But you caught his side eye and knew right away that he wasn’t in a joking mood.
Going to the bedroom, you put the puppy on your two’s bed and left, shutting the door behind you.
The puppy didn’t move, instead whining a little when it realized it was alone.
Putting its head down, it sighed sadly.
It perked up, however, when Alex walked in a few moments later, sighing himself.
“C’mere boy.” he would call out, reaching down to pat his knees, and the puppy would bound off the bed and leap up on the old man.
“Whoa there, careful, you might just become one of my test subjects.”
The puppy just rubs up against his leg, content.
From the hallway you’re listening, smiling all the while.

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the weirdest part about me being a revenant fanfic writer is that i main valkyrie
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Secrets Not So Kept
basic idea: you and rev have been secretly dating for a month or two and the others are starting to catch on
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-the others were starting to get suspicious
-you could tell the little secret that you and rev were sharing was starting to become more public, and it seemed that he was fine with that
-you, however, weren’t so sure
-you loved him, but the idea of ajay, octavio, and all your other friends knowing that you dated a murderbot made you shudder
-whether it was the little things he did for you in game (aka going outside of the ring to save you when you got downed) or the fact that he literally went to paradise lounge with you the other night, it was becoming obvious, and elliott had been the first to point it out not only a day before
-you had been looting the deathbox of someone on a recently slaughtered team when he had approached you
-“so...heyyy, question” he had said while fumbling with his wingman, drawing your attention
-he was unpredictable, so you had no idea what was about to come out of his mouth “what?”
-”wellll, not-i mean, well, not to offend you, dont get me wrong, but” he said nervously, eyes darting left to right
-you raised an eyebrow as he continued “you and, well, you know-revenant” he spat the simulacrum’s name like it was the most disgusting word ever “seem to be up to something”
-you felt your face flush and you quickly turned away as he narrowed his eyes “listen, i dont really care-well, i do, but only if im involved in whatever you two are doing”
-the excessive color faded from your face as you realized where he was going with this; he thought you and rev were plotting something
-did everyone else think this? was this why the other legends gave you dirty looks when he would walk down the halls of the apex legends facility with you? or when he would sit with you on the dropship? this was news to you
-holding back your amusement, you turned back to him and played along “oh, well, you see, if you were involved, why would i tell you?”
-elliott’s color drained from his face and his eyes went beserk as he said “w-w-well, because i-im your friend?”
-”even the best of friends dont always know the deepest of secrets” a familiar grating voice from somewhere above echoed down onto the two of you, and you watched as elliott froze
-looking to you desperately, he whispered “hes above me, isnt he?”
-”better get out of here before i add another kill to my count” with that comment from your less friendly teammate, elliott was gone
-”so everyones catching on, maybe not to the right things, but still” you said exasperately, sighing and hanging your head as you sat down on the floor of the building you were in
-you didnt know why you cared so much if people found out about you and him, but it was nerve-wrecking
-there was a thud as revenant landed behind you, and a cold claw slowly inched its way underneath your chin, turning it upward to display your face to the bot’s, which hovered over you
-his yellow LEDs bore into your eyes as he surveyed you with a look of possesion “and why exactly should i care? remind me, skinsuit”
-to outsiders, what he was doing may have looked like a threat, in fact, everything he did to you may look like a threat, but secretly you liked the protective nature of your lover; he made you warm inside
-that was when you came to your desicion; if anyone asked, they would walk away knowing you were dating a 300 year old serial killer
me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
August Montgomery Brinkman is a veteran. Sure, it's been a long time—no one will argue that point—but once a champion, forever a champion. If anything, his experience is worth more than any prize pool the Apex Games could ever hope to offer him. That hindsight is what compels him. Not money, not pride, not even fame (as much as it fuels him). Anything to spare his son—as strained as their relationship may be—from making the same errors he did.
Ballistic—as he is known—is making waves and garnering a lot of attention. Whether it's his age, his adherence to tradition, his tendency to subtly flaunt himself, or his honed gun skills on the battlefield, he has become absolutely impossible to ignore. Many respect him already, but not all Legends give such an honor so easily… Some even seek to exploit any sign of weakness their competition dares to reveal.
An undying metallic chassis rattles from above. Like a snake in the vast desert sands, no one is willing to approach him for his well-known venom… Ballistic is either a mongoose or a rat, and Revenant intends to find out.
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Sons of Fathers
Since I almost never blog about my Apex fics, I thought I’d do a little masterpost of my longer ones, complete with some of the art I’ve had done for them. Read under the cut for the full list (:
All T-rated, all obscenely long. Art by the amazing Cam who you can follow here -> https://twitter.com/G0rlassar
In order of newest to oldest:
Midas’ Touch
Status: Ongoing, weekly updates
Ship: Maggie+Fuse are siblings basically, Rev/Fuse eventually
Summary: Pirate AU with a (Captain) Maggie and Fuse that never had a falling out, Revenant shows up at some point and does Revenant things.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43290174/chapters/108813273 Prisoners
Status: Complete, Sequel in the works
Ship: Ash/Maggie
Summary: Ash (eventually) falls for Maggie, grapples with the idea of breaking her out of prison
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I’ve gotten questions in the past about fanfics to read, and cryophase has been one of the premier fanfic writers since before I even had an inkling to try. Please check out and support their work if you are looking for new things to read! I have truly adored reading a lot of their short works and watching their art over these past few years.
This entire backlog of work has been on my to-read list for a while, so I wanted to share this with anyone else who might also like to read along with me now or in the future.
And if Cryophase reads this: godspeed, you are magnificent. Thanks for inspiring me to (try to) contribute in this fandom, your work is forever laudable to me.
I found this and I am completely with @revenant-dumpster-fire! This writer is absolutely amazing, and I’ve already read their Lifeline x Revenant and Ash x Mad Maggie. This work is amazing and I suggest you keep going.
And yes, Cryophase, if you read this, it was I who left the long and detailed comment on the epilogue of your Lifeline x Revenant fanfic (Out Of His Shell). Thank you for the inspiration and great journey, I’ll be sure to read it again.

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a little comic based on a conversation i had with my girlfriend 🥺
i gave revenant a claire’s makeover
separated/expanded those two
in his peak era