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"Friendship is finding that special someone you can be completely weird with and not even care."

"True friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there."

"Good friends don't let you do stupid things… alone."

"Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked into your life, said 'I'm here for you,' and proved it."

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."

"In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips."

"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"

"Life was meant for good friends and great adventures."

"Friendship is not about being inseparable, but about being separated and knowing nothing will change."

"A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"Friends are like walls. Sometimes you lean on them, and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there."

"The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart."

"Friendship is the comfort of knowing that even when you feel alone, you aren't."

Marvel

Tony Stark: Are you seriously drinking during a mission? Thor: It's called multitasking, Stark.

Harry Potter

Harry: I’m like a wild animal when I wake up. Hermione: You mean you leave a mess everywhere? Harry: No, I mean I get really defensive and will probably attack you. Ron: That sounds about right.

The Office

Michael: What’s the one thing I told you? Dwight: Never to leave the office without the mini stapler. Michael: No! To always be prepared! Dwight: I am prepared… with a mini stapler.

Friends

Chandler: Could I be any more sarcastic? Joey: Yes. Yes, you could.

Star Wars

Luke: I have a bad feeling about this. Leia: When do you not have a bad feeling about something? Han: He's got a point, kid.

Sherlock

Sherlock: You have to be the dumbest person I've ever met. John: Well, you know, you're the reason we have warning labels.

Supernatural

Percy: I'm not saying I’m the greatest demigod of all time. But I’m in the top one.

Annabeth: You can't keep doing this, Percy. Percy: Doing what? Annabeth: Taking on impossible quests, risking your life, and somehow winning. Percy: It’s called “being awesome,” Annabeth.

Percy: You know, Annabeth, you're like my iPhone. Annabeth: Because I'm smart and capable? Percy: No, because I'd die without you.

Grover: I lost my reed pipes. Percy: Why does that matter? You can just get new ones. Grover: You don't understand! It's like if you lost your trident. Percy: I’d just get a new one. Grover: Percy, please, I need support, not logic.

Annabeth: Percy, how do you manage to get into trouble so often? Percy: It’s a gift. No, really, it’s the gods' way of saying they love me.

Chiron: You need to take your training seriously. Percy: I am serious! About being not serious.

Percy: Why are you carrying a sword? Annabeth: Because if someone attacks, I can kill them. Percy: You’re going to jail. Annabeth: If someone attacks me, they’ll die before they call the police.

Percy: I did a push-up today. Annabeth: Well, actually, I fell down. But I had to use my arms to get back up, so you know, close enough.

Percy: The floor is lava! Annabeth: We’re on a quest, Percy. Percy: The floor is lava! Grover: jumping on a chair You never know, Annabeth.

Ochaco Uraraka: I’m not sure I can do this…

Tsuyu Asui: Ochaco, remember what we always say.

Ochaco Uraraka: What do we always say?

Tsuyu Asui: Fake it till you make it!

Ochaco Uraraka: No, the other thing.

Tsuyu Asui: Croak ‘em if you got ‘em?

Ochaco Uraraka: No, the other thing.

Tsuyu Asui: Justice for all?

Ochaco Uraraka: No, the other thing!

Tsuyu Asui: Oh! Eat your vegetables?

Ochaco Uraraka: That one!