these casual bongos have turned sour

for those of you who have not yet been able to experience this fucking GEM

“Is this Big Advil?”

@ryansbergara: You asked us to dance. Suffer the consequences…

Had champagne this time. Dated Goth Dad. We’ll carry on.

GTA PROFILES - The Lads

I was tweeting about this the other day, because I had Instacart deliver some milk, but I was out. I wasn’t home […] and then the milk got hot. And I was thinking, ‘Why isn’t there like little dump buckets in front of houses and they can just put cold stuff in it?’ Buy a fridge, put it on your porch, done. I just solved your problem.

THE B E S T RATIO

The madam of the bordello was May Baily, and the original city license was issued in 1857, and still remains on display today.

GTA PROFILES - The Gents

It is very Old Testament. It’s like, most serial killers like to stroke themselves, and this is like- He was writing, and he was like-

Is That Me? - RT Podcast #432

“Gavin might be the smartest guy I work with. I love Gavin and the work he does is incredible and it just drives me crazy that people actually think you are that dumb.

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes

it sure diddly did [x]

Michael laying some truth down.

BuzzFeed Unsolved True Crime - The Terrifying Axe Man of New Orleans (2x01)