What if, for some strange reason, the members of Rammstein had children with each other?
Rammstein AU — Rammchilds
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Eric Binney Schneider-Riedel [Oliver Riedel/Christoph Schneider]
• 34 y.o (22/01/1992) | 2.15m | Libramasc. Bi-oriented aroace.
• OCD, dyscalculia, depression.
• Art teacher, musician [violinist].
Gitta Lindemann-Lorenz [Flake Lorenz/Till Lindemann]
• 31 y.o (07/06/1994) | 1.90m | Trans woman, girlflux. Omniromantic, graysexual.
• ADHD.
• Professional photographer, writer.
Adal Lindemann-Lorenz [Flake Lorenz/Till Lindemann]
• 31 y.o (07/06/1994) | 1.90m | Non-binary, genderqueer. Pansexual.
• ADHD.
• Model, makeup artist.
Hans Bernstein-Kruspe [Paul Landers/Richard Kruspe]
• 25 y.o (30/10/2000) | 1.82m | Cis male. Demiaroace bisexual.
• Dysgraphia, dyslexia.
• Psychology student.
Martin Schneider-Riedel [Oliver Riedel/Christoph Schneider]
• 17 y.o (04/03/2009) | 1.75m | Trans man. Gay.
• Autistic, mute.
• Student.
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Interesting (and funny, I suppose) facts about how they were born:
• Schneider thought it was chronic anemia. It turned out to be a baby. [ Eric ]
• Gitta and Adal made Till suffer during the pregnancy, but everything turned out alright.
• Richard is just as stupid; he mistook the baby for withdrawal symptoms.
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Content of the Lord's creatures [draw and shitpost].
Eric, Adal and Gitta
Eric: Violence is unnecessary; I defeat my enemies with eloquence and the power of my words.
Adal: And the huge beating you gave me?
Eric: You wouldn't let me speak.
Ulrike: I'm also white.
Eric: Mocking
[The joke is better in Spanish, I swear.]
Christoph: You always suggest wonderful things, Ollie — [ ‹3 ]
Oliver: Oh, well, tha—...
Adal: The only thing he doesn't know how to propose is marriage — [ 🧐☝🏻 ]
Hans: HAHAHAHAHAH
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That's the content and information for now; questions are open for the kids if they want to know more about themselves or specific details!
Bye-bye
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