Miscellaneous Musings Of A Rambling Geekette

Bookends

I am making everyone remember normal goose

Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !

BEND! YOUR! KNEES!!! when you pick shit up, and when you enter a car, and sit, do so Gently, cause you can twist your back and that hurts.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

This made me, my spouse, and my young sprog so happy when it came out. We watched it so many times. This, Llama llama duck, and The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny were a major moment in our memories.

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

Learning to drive so that i may have a more complex and nuanced understanding of the themes within bruce springsteens music

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world