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paul sticking his whole ass hand down his pants

part of why i’m so into the beatles is because genuinely they are the most entertaining celebrities to have ever existed. paul mccartney is addicted to lying. he is the unreliable narrator of his own story and often for absolutely no reason at all. john lennon would regularly crash out publicly and tell the press about it and then a year later be like “yeah i was actually full of shit that time i was just in a bad mood”. he tried to start gay rumours about himself in the early 70s and then was like “why are none of the gay men in underground gay clubs in 1973 telling the world about seeing me at underground gay clubs”. george harrison was so full of polite english rage it’s actually comical. he also participated in a 3 hour guitar battle with his best friend for his own wife’s honour. ringo has threatened the entire world with peace and love. they all acted exactly like i would if i was supermegafamous and it’s so fucking funny

rip john lennon you would have loved the smiths

rip john lennon you would have loved the term “metrosexual”

rip john lennon you would have loved vaping

rip john lennon you would have loved the word bedrotting

rip john lennon you would have loved calling other people’s music derivative and masturbatory

rip john lennon you would have loved guest starring on south park as yourself

rip john lennon you would have loved getting banned on twitter and remaking and getting banned again and remaking again and getting banned again and r

rip john lennon you would have loved podcasting

rip john lennon you would have loved kratom kombucha

rip john lennon you would have loved fan art of you getting paul mccartney pregnant

rip john lennon you would have loved picking the one girl character in every video game

rip john lennon you would have loved the FDA approved standalone use johnson and johnson ketamine nasal spray

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