Your Favorite Brat

“make me” = they want you to forcefully wrestle them into submission and have your way with them but are too shy to say it

I’m 100% certain my soulmate sleeps with a stuffed animal.

“this isn’t cuddling.. this isn’t cuddling daddy” over and over while he forcefully fucks you in a spooning position

sorry if my pussy is dripping, you slapped my face, so that's kinda your fault

Adam and Eve sinned through temptation, you and I are no different.

u can’t replace my vibe but good luck

You deserve really fucking good aftercare btw

what a fucking year this week has been

My face will always say it before I do

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died