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It’s never a rude question if you come with the best of intentions and your question is genuine.

At best, they’re synonyms. That I have zero problem with. I think it’s odd to create a second term for the same thing, but, hey, whatever, that person’s choice.

Mccree - Ford F-150

Of course he has a truck, what cowboy doesn’t ???¿ his truck is kinda messy, and smells like cigars and vanilla. Always playing COUNTRY music

Soldier 76 - Jeep Wrangler

A military man that drives a truck that looks like a tank?? Yes. Bruce Springsteen is the ONLY acceptable music being played. Has a Hawaiian bobble head on his dashboard. Smells like the outdoors and his cologne.

Reaper - Hearse

We’re y’all really expecting something different from the eDgE lOrD?¿?? His car smells like flowers and he’s got a grim reaper bobble head on his dashboard, probably playing heavy metal tbh

Genji - Acura NSX

Mr. cyborg playboy used to drive these when he was younger and he still drives them now. Probably listens to fuckboy music. Has a little statue of Buddha on his dashboard. Car smells like Sakura blossomes and axe spray.

Hanzo - Mitsubishi RvR

Alright y’all. Here is a very safe Japanese SUV. Of course Hanzo is gonna drive it. He plays Japanese music (traditional, calming,) and his car does not have a SPEC of dirt in it, and he doesn’t care for unnecessary nick nacks. All he has is a small Sakura blossom keychain hanging from his mirror.

Reinhardt - Tank

This man is Too fucking tall. Y’all think he’d fit in a regular car?? Of course he has to drive a tank. Probably listening to music from the 1940’s.

Roadhog & Junkrat - old pickup truck

Junkrat drives like a drunk person and roadhog chills in the back because he’s too big to fit in the seats. Their truck smells bad tbh , and is falling apart. But they still out here hookin’ and cookin’

Doomfist - Maserati

Assuming he can fit in it, this rich boy would most definitely have a nice ass car like this. The car smells like.. “new car” and he plays a wide range of music.

Lucio - Honda

Probably drives a Honda. ALWAYS HAS HIS WINDOWS OPEN AND BLASTS HIS MUSIC. His car smells like pineapples and is pretty clean.

Torbjörn - ?? no car will fit his turret :( he won’t be able to reach the pedals anyways.

Zenyatta - man floats ?? He don’t need a car??

Bastion -?? He literally turns into a tank??

Winston -?? He won’t fit ?? He’s a gorilla ??

BONUS:

Hammond - Polly pocket car

*in da club by 50 cent plays in the background*

1) Fucking Don’t

Michael Myers:

*edits/redesigns a character to look like a fucking jim crow era racist caricature*

THIS