Rainey Day Music & Theater

CLOWNSTICK FANS! 

Here is your new release--just in time for the impeachment that will most likely just die in the Senate.

I really hope you like this one...it was pretty hard to get through the house, and we had to steal money from the Pentagon budget...just to get it finished...and, if you are wondering how much we are talking about--exactly the price of a new Ford Fiesta!

But, who wants a tiny Fiesta when they can have a Great Big Brand New ClownStick Song? Am I right?

I am sending this to the Trump crime family and the Deplorables next. I am really hoping that most of the alt-right rednecks don't actually get it, and mistake this song for their new rally cry. If just one whack-job trumpeter re-tweets this, it will all have been worth it.

--Underground Man

This was an amazing night!  I am the guy who isn’t Alan Menken, or the music director of Wicked.

I actually got to meet the guy that made me want to be a singer.