Stormi ✧°•.˖

one of my friends put my oc Umbrax on their half of a digital hear me out cake we were both doing and i was so honored and my brain would not stop hyperfocusing on that even after they started putting weirder stuff. if anyone selfshipped with one of my ocs i would prolly die /pos

Man I wonder who that wasss... That's crazyyyy...

Congratulations Mr Tenna for winning Tumblr sexyman of the year 2026! Everyone is very proud. As is customary, you are now entitled to one (1) free killing of a major world leader of your choice. Trisha Paytas has been informed and is on standby for soul recycling. We're ready when you are!

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier