i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

everything in ratched is so vibrant and beautiful…… how’d they access the shrimp colors for this shit

they dont give mario enough credit for when he jumped on that lads head and clocked him bonkers in front of his mates...

i found my deviantart from when i was 12 i dont deserve this

a lonesome peanut

THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME SOMEONE HAS PUT THIS ON MY DASH WITH LIKE A LONG FAKE STORY/EXPLANATION AND IT HAS 200K NOTES HOW DO NONE OF YOU SEE HOW FAKE AND BAD THE PHOTOSHOP IS I’M ABOUT TO GO APESHIT

“TINGED BY SLOOF LIRPA”???????????????????????

this is like the pop up in sims 1 when your sim gets an anonymous call on the phone saying like "the end is near" with an evil laughing face

Bowser did anal in this scene? It’s a kids movie??

the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him” 

Frogs and toads aren’t vegetables. 

I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today. 

Hate to admit it but CK won this one.

my 2nd favorite cryptid 

look how much goldfish meat they are wasting all the time

don’t say it like that