Little chest of everything

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

Yellow being comically suicidal is an allegory for the usual experience of trying to care for a plant

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

at least there's susie deltarune

Fangamer should make a Kawkaw plush and bonus points if, when you squeeze it, the tongue comes out and it makes the “Ueueleuleuleue” or “Nyon!” noise