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βWhat Iβm saying, my dear, is that I understand everything is currently bleak.Β Butβ¦βΒ He held out his hand and a shape phased into existence.Β Now resting in his palm was a shimmering, crystalline rose. βFight it with your very soul.Β As long as you persist, hopelessness can hold no power.βΒ Β
Nocturnes 1 - A Glimmer of Hope
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Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 20)
The journey so far:
-trying to start a racial war is...not a hobby, sir
-I mean, you can try and hack me to pieces with a blunt object. Might take a while tho
-He specifically requested I do my worst. Not my fault he's dead now
-Walls are optional
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 19)
The journey so far:
-Call me old-fashioned, but I'm pretty sure stealing a precious item from someone is not how you confess you love them
-You're just gonna stand there and not even pet the doggo? Rude.
-I may be pathetic, but at least I'm breathing, unlike you
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 18)
The journey so far:
-"I'm not going back in there, not for that kinda money." Bitch that cave is full of rats and a few skeletons and nothing else, grow some balls
-Somehow, poison does not sound like a good bedtime drink
-Hey! You can't just clip through me like that, that's cheating!
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 17)
The journey so far:
-I probably should have helped with the goblins but, well, loot
-Cannot believe I am running all over looking for fucking yarn
-I should probably be paying attention to the quest details, but I'm a bit distracted by someone stuck in a drinking animation
-Who knew that cheese collecting could be such a dangerous hobby?
-It's raining dogs, hallelujah!
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Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 16)
The journey so far:
-I'm sorry lady, but the dude lied to you about a miracle cure for your mysterious illness
-Wait what the cure actually was in the middle of the lake? Huh.
-Weren't you dead a second ago?
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 15)
The journey so far:
-I may have killed a god. Not sure.
-Just ignore it. The hell portal can stay, it's fine...damn it. Goes in anyway
-Fuck it, it's my birthday, I reserve the right to difficulty bar cheese the hell portal
-I set it back, I swear!
-...
-Okay fine it was cheating, you happy?
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 14)
The journey so far:
-Are robes of deflection just a necromancer fashion trend? I've found three of them already
-I just wasn't paying attention is all (1st death)
-Well yeah it will be up to me to decide that fates of many, I am the protagonist after all lmao
Leaves this here and flees
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 13)
The journey so far:
-Do you mind? I'm trying to suspiciously loiter behind someone's house!
-What do you mean no one wants to sell me spells at 11 PM?
-Don't worry, I found you somewhere to sleep that's not under a terrifying, tall wall. It's under a terrifying, tall cliff instead. I'm helping! =D
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Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 12)
The journey so far:
-I don't know how to say this but...lady your face looks a bit...melty
-Just say 'no' to chronomancy
-don't mind me, just carrying someone's heart in my pocket
-walk animation? What's that?
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 11)
The journey so far:
-woke up at 5 AM to offer cocaine to a statue who then sent me on a vampire hunt at this ungodly hour
-huh. This fellow had two hip bones
-I kinda wanna murder the Count of Bravil. Idk kinda has that 'looking to die for insulting me' energy
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 10)
The journey so far:
-Don't worry sir your shop is safe with me. Steals everything that isn't nailed down
-sorry, I got distracted by spaghetti
-Um. Sir. The...the training dummy is over there...never mind
-as murder plots go, 'trying to drown someone who can breathe underwater' is a pretty poor example
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 9)
The journey so far:
-Help I neener neener'd too close to the sun DX
-Mace identification fail
-bandits can climb boxes but I can't? No fair!
-they really shouldn't be leaving mushrooms and cocaine lying around, someone might steal them
-don't worry lady, I'll definitely be forgetting about you
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 8)
The journey so far:
-Idk about you, but a potential marriage partner having the title 'the Contemptible' feels like a red flag
-I am so sorry your dowry was the same price as 22 iron arrows
-Uh. Thank you random townsfolk for coming to my aid???
-Neener neener you can't follow me into the hell portal!
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Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 7)
The journey so far:
-broke 86 lockpicks, but at least didn't have to climb into a box
-murdered a man for his smut
-East? I thought you said Weast!
-did you know crabs had hip bones? I sure as hell didn't
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: Shitpost Edition (Session 6)
The journey so far:
-free bundt cakes in the sunken sewer water urn! Fuck yeah!
-casual grave robbing
-Uh. Had to reload a save because an important NPC yeeted himself off a chair too hard and died
-UwU cuddly giant rats~ ....and a dead basement lion I suppose