Taking children trick-or-treating
‘We both showed up at a party wearing matching costumes, so everyone thinks we’re together and we aren’t sure how to respond to that’
‘I fell off the hayride and you managed to catch me and now I’m blushing really hard because you’re cute and I don’t know what to do’
‘We both brought our little siblings to a corn maze and we keep running into each other before teaming up to find them all’
'I was trying to take fall pictures of my friends, but I lost them, so I started taking pictures of random people, but you caught me and now I’m doing an impromptu photo shoot with you’
'You’ve been making hats for like a month now and I jokingly asked for one, but you just walked up to me and gave me one in my favorite color (which I didn’t even know you knew) and I don’t know what to do’
'You found me in a Walmart crying over baby pumpkins at 2am and I can’t explain myself in a way that doesn’t make me sound incredibly unstable’
‘I got scared and instinctively reached for the nearest thing, which turned out to be your hand’
‘I’m trying to rake the leaves in my front yard, but your dog just ran through all my piles and I want to be mad, but you’re both really cute’
‘My friends were sharing scary stories, so I’m on edge and you had the misfortune of approaching me from behind and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to give you a bloody nose’
‘You have a habit of going too hard on crafts and I trusted you to stay in line for one afternoon, but now the living room is covered in plastic to avoid getting paint everywhere and, yeah, sure, it’s really my fault for leaving you unsupervised’
“No, I don’t have enough flannel. Why do you ask?”
“Get in the car, we’re going leaf gathering.”
“I thought we were getting coffee.” “It’s fall; you’re having got chocolate or nothing.”
“I saw you were running out of yarn, so I brought you more.”
“I’m gonna wear this pumpkin on my head.” “Don’t do that, you’ll get stuck.” “I’m gonna do it.”
“Halloween is my excuse to wear clothes that I would get judged for otherwise.”
“It’s Halloween!” “It’s September!” “Pre-Halloween then!”
“I saw a ghost!” “We’re looking for ghosts, genius. That’s a good thing.”
“The leaves are changing color!” “That happens every year.” “It’s magical!”
“There’s a leaf in your hair.”
“Why do you have so many eggs and toilet paper—you know what? I don’t want to know.”
“Please tell me that’s fake blood.”
“Do you want to borrow my jacket?”
“She’s not allowed to have knives.”
“Flannel and sweatpants? I like your style.”
“You can just paint your pumpkin instead.”
“You have too many fabric pumpkins.” “That’s not possible and I’m offended that you think that.”
“Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?”
“There’s blood on your shirt.” “Oh, don’t worry, it’s not mine.”
“Why are the cat and dog covered in toilet paper?” “One word- mummies!”
“I love you more than life itself.” “You’re talking to a ghost plush.” “Yes, I am.”
