rain boots and chocolate

this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”

*grabs walmart intercom* IF DIGIORNOS ISNT DELIVERY THEN HOW IS IT DELIVERED TO THE STORE?? **fighting noises** DELIVER US THE TRUTH

i laughed too hard at this 

We maybe have a ghost in our house that has popped up since we’ve had work done on the walls, and random stuff keeps happening but something keeps opening my hamsters cage and leaving it open so I’ve just had to explain to thin air what a hamster is because as my sister pointed out, my house is old af and my ghost probably doesn't know what a hamster is, I’m also leaving it a note in the hopes it can read. 

Confused ghost just wants to pet the soft.

OMG. Serena!!!

Get you a friend like Leslie

i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover

concept: me, in a few years, having my shit together

I want to be that girl that moved countries after high school to have a successful career and never came back. Off the grid, into the oblivion, bon voyage bitches

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

Me trying to express how I feel: idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.

Every time

i want to be so kind it echoes backwards in time and undoes the things that hurt you. i want to be so kind it radiates from me. i want to be so kind that i make someone else find faith in humanity again. there’s not much i can do, i’m small and weak and i only know so many words. but i know i can be kind. and sometimes, i believe, that changes the world.