so many stars and still we starve

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

hey girl sorry um. we stabbed your boyfriend in the senate house. yeah a seer told him to beware the ides of march but he didn't listen. brutus and cassius got him. i'm so sorry

ID: Painting of The Death of Julius Caesar by Vincenzo Camuccini. The top text reads “Knives Out” in the yellow font of the 2019 film. End ID

kinda want to be held for 5 hours straight

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk