I’m really worried half of you are bots

how do we know you’re not a bot

Could a bot do this

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

GOING to commit acts of silly………. 

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

i did a push up why am i still fat

santa ate my ass last night, i don’t wanna hear any talk about him not existing