"Even Kelley O'hara is taller than her mark."

Hi uswnt side of tumblr, I have a request. Can someone with talent please write a drunk Sam Mewis fic? I really just want to read some wholesome non-angsty content about Sam getting up to some shenanigans with her crew (I'm thinking Rose, Sonnett, Lindsey, Mal and throw Kristie and Steph in there for roasting ability) while absolutely wasted because drunk Sam seems like the most fun. Thank you!

Regarding this game: I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

Kelley O'hara goal, I'm speaking it into existence. It's all I've ever wanted.

Me flying to Utah to propose to Britt Eckerstrom? It's more likely than you think.

Ok guys prayer circle for Bella Bixby against the courage, we can do this.

Also is this just me or is this old man doing commentary for cbs pronouncing the c in Balcer? Tf?

Am I bummed Utah lost? Yes, yes I am. But was Bethany Balcer absolutely brilliant to the point I can't be that mad about it? Yes, yes she was.

She's a horanimal.