If youâre a  g i r l you get a guy going â Oh what, theatre? Come onâŚÂ â Just drag him along because while outwardly  h eâll be going â I canât believe Iâm here, watching a play â but inwardly heâll be like â oh my god this is the greatest thing Iâve ever seen in my life  b u t  I canât really admit to it because Iâll betray my manly exterior. â So donât worry, girls. Take him, take him to the theatre, heâll be pleased you did. He wonât admit that heâs pleased but heâll enjoy himself. xÂ

















