horrorscopes

FIRE SIGNS:

-Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

-restless energy, impulsive, impatient, dramatic, self-centered, talkative, friendly, active, physical, passionate, confident, noticeable, child-like, adventurous, competitive, aggressive, argumentative, outspoken, commitment issues, optimistic

EARTH SIGNS:

-Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

-stubborn, loyal, opinionated, materialistic, negative, independent, committed, stable, realistic, lazy, analytical, confident, stuck up, organized, self-indulgent, dark sense of humor, boring, one-track mind, judgmental, mature, self-sufficient, goal-setters, over-comers, trustworthy

AIR SIGNS:

-Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

-talkative, confusing, detached, philosophical, random/bipolar, shit starters, sociable, bitchy, liars, hypocritical, fair, approachable, charming, unique, rebellious, careless, intelligent, flaky, not dependable, party animals

WATER SIGNS:

-Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

aries: monty green

taurus: clarke griffin

gemini: raven reyes

cancer: lincoln

leo: cage wallace

virgo: abby griffin

libra: jasper jordan

scorpio: bellamy blake

sagittarius: octavia blake

capricorn: commander lexa

aquarius: dante wallace

aries: Florence and the Machine

taurus: The Kooks

gemini: Two Door Cinema Club

cancer: The Neighbourhood

leo: Imagine Dragons

virgo: Of Monsters and Men

libra: Walk the Moon

scorpio: Arctic Monkeys

sagittarius: Foster the People

capricorn: Bon Iver

aquarius: The Killers

*back to the basics*

Sun: "I am", the Sun is you, your core you, just like the planets revolve around the sun, so do the planets in astrology. It is you, while the other planets (amongst other things) add other layers of intricacies.

Moon: "I feel", the Moon is your emotions, your immediate emotional responses (impulsive or not), your moon is rarely seen by others, it is your inner you, your subconscious so to speak.

Mercury: "I think", Mercury is your intellectual you, your speech, writing, hearing, and understanding. Your wit and reason.

Venus: "I love", Venus affects how you show affection and your appreciation of beauty, it is the planet of pleasure, it rules your friendships, relationships, what you find appealing whether it be friends, S.O.'s, or material things. It is serenity and harmony. Very feminine.

Mars: "I act", Mars is masculine. It is all your physical energy, it's impulsiveness, anger, animal instincts. It's ambition and assertiveness that is balanced out by your Venus.

Jupiter: "I grow", Jupiter is good luck, optimism, success, and generosity. Think positive. Jupiter is philosophical. For the broader minds. It is the urge for self-improvement.

Saturn: "I achieve", Saturn is the scolding mother in your chart, it gives your other planets boundaries, restrictions, and limitations. However, it also provides success. Hopefully, it will deny you from doing anything rash. It's the angel on your shoulder.

Uranus: "I evolve", Uranus is the revolutionary in your chart. It encourages originality and independence. It demands freedom.

Neptune: "I dream", Neptune is the planet of imagination and dreaming. It is very mystical and spiritual. It's where all your fantasies and dreams reside.

Pluto: "I empower", Pluto rules over all your desires, however it is very different from Mars. It is going through with the desire instead of the desire itself (Mars). It also deals with drastic changes in your life.

*before you've even said anything* "lmao dump him": Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini

"you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?": Leo, Libra, SCORPIO

"ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???": Cancer, Virgo, PISCES

MEEE TOO I WAS LIKE I’LL GO HELP YOU BABY