the gay pirates have overtaken my brain and I'm mad about it
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the gay pirates have overtaken my brain and I'm mad about it

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so I'm slightly stoned at the Claremont metrolink station and there's some sort of concert thing going on with four old dudes playing instrumental stuff that would not sound out of place on a later mountain goats album and it is very much a vibe
I keep wanting to make a joke about how my hair is keeping pace with my current media obsession and I liked the Josh Homme a lot better than the Justin Taylor, but I suppose I can't really call it a pattern without a third example
tried to donate plasma and they literally took my blood pressure and went "uhhh, are you okay?" so that's delightful
could this possibly be a real thing? it seems entirely too good to be true.

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I have made some mistakes and I would just like to be a barista again.
...life is deeply strange, y'all.
when journey comes on the radio: don't stop believing
when my most annoying customer walks toward his car: don't stop. be leaving.
have decided to add cranberry curd tart to my thanksgiving repertoire this year. stirring a pot of thick, sticky deep-red goop for several minutes straight, otherwise unmoving while quietly singing "mosquito song" is...well, it's a look, I'm sure.
...so is shoving my entire face into the bowl because goddamn that is good, okay it's settled I'm never making cheesecake again
have decided to add cranberry curd tart to my thanksgiving repertoire this year. stirring a pot of thick, sticky deep-red goop for several minutes straight, otherwise unmoving while quietly singing "mosquito song" is...well, it's a look, I'm sure.
so I just came within millimeters of taking a Pacifico to the neck and maybe it's just the sleep deprivation, but I am cracking fuck up at the thought of trying to explain that to anyone
"look I know I've made a few jokes about how since I can't fuck Joshua Homme I'm just gonna become him, but I swear I'm just a clumsy oaf and this was completely unintentional"

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totally just passed a Michael Distortion cosplayer at Midsummer Scream but failed to register it until I was too far away to comment :(
how the hell are the people lining up to fling themselves over a goddamned 600-foot cliff the same ones going "owie 😣 viper huwted my head i don't like it 😣😣"
*day three of being trapped in a rollercoaster wikivortex* not a drop, not a drop, not a real drop, that is a banked turn, not a drop... christ alive, whatever happened to reaching the top of the lift hill and looking down like Oh I Have Fucked Up?
*mixing gatorade into a slush puppie* potion of please don't explode my head
man I love upcharging cops and giving discounts to garbage men :)

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*watching people casually roleplay on tma Reddit* how are you doing that?
Oh I Cannot Feel My Face :)