whoa there.

“Woah! How do you handle that?”

“Woah! How do you handle that?”

“Ah... Normally, I guess? Romanians usually have big families.”

“How many younger siblings do you have?”

“Five.”

“Well, I can’t be sure unless I hear it from them, but I guess I can give you the benefit of the doubt.”

“Sounds good. I’m pretty sure they would back me up, though.”

“Is that what your siblings would say, though?”

“Exactly what they would say. They better, anyway.”

“Truly. Especially big brothers. You’re not a big brother are you?”

“Guilty as charged. Don’t be fooled, though. I’m a great big brother.”

“My old man called me today to tell me to be safe and have fun… By old man I mean my big brother, and by ‘be safe and have fun’ he means ‘let me live vicariously through you.’ What a loser. Siblings are so weird.”

“They really are, aren’t they?”