Welcome to Hell!

It never once occurred to me that Jax TADC and Axel KH are in any way similar until my girlfriend pointed it out.

The Phantom is Vox.

Christine is Alastor.

Meg is Val.

Raoul is Rosie.

Was Pentious in Heaven-Quarantine for a month or does Heaven time work differently than Hell time?

WHAT WAS EVERYONE DOING FOR THAT WHOLE MONTH CHARLIE SANG ABOUT?

Why is human Pentious the PRETTIEST THING EVER DRAWN?

And how did he know JACK THE RIPPER?

Where is my Black Butler crossover?

I was not expecting Sera to be at all upset, much less brought to tears over the fact that she okayed the slaughter of people who could have been saved given the chance. Like. Woah. Her song's beautiful and her growth this season's going to be wonderful.

Was not expecting to be such a big fan of hers... especially not with like... seven minutes of screen time, but they nailed it.

Penemily is the most precious friendship.

LET. PENTIOUS. GO. HOME.

OR AT LEAST MAKE A PHONE CALL.

🎶I very much am not ready for this 🎶

For real I thought this was going to come out on the 31st. I am not prepared for the heartbreak that I am certain this is going to throw at me.

Okay. Pressing play.

I thought the point of Stella and Andrealphus getting Via from Stolas was to turn her against him, but now they're making it obvious they're keeping her from him rather than playing into him outright choosing Blitz over her?

IF OCTAVIA'S SONG IS A REMIX OF You Will be Okay I AM GOING TO DIE.

Oh, you sing beautifully sweetie!

... I almost didn't cry during that song.

HOLY SHIT STOLAS HAS BECOME SELF AWARE! IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

One day Loona's going to call Blitz dad and it won't make me tear up.

Millie: We've done this kind of thing before.

Yeah but they're gay so they get a pass.

I am too ice-coded to not appreciate what Andrealphus has done to Stolas' castle and I'm not sorry.

I am shocked it took three episodes with Andrealphus in them before we got an ice queen joke.

WHERE DO ANDREALPHUS' ARMS GO.

Fuck his tailfeathers are cool as shit.

Two Frozen jokes in 90 seconds. Once again, surprised it took this long.

LOONA LOONA LOONA LOONA LOONA WOLFY LOONA WOLFY LOONA WOOLFY LOONA

Blitz reclassing into Fire Emblem's Wolf Knight class was not something I ever imagined and thus had no idea how much I fucking needed it in my life.

... Clearly I was too distracted by Loona to realize that Andrealphus just became a fucking dragon.

Oh, no he brought an ice dragon to life. That makes more sense.

You just risked your life to save mine.

.. Bruh this is not the first time he's done that.

It wasn't my choice

My guy yes it 100,000% was. Like. You didn't even have to be there. You chose to magic your way into that courtroom.

This is so cathartic holy shiiiiiiit.

Octavia beating the shit out of Andrealphus and then walking back into what is now his house is lowkey hilarious... but I guess they're both used to it since they both grew up with Stella.

Loona has friends! ^_^

Oh, right, it's a Christmas episode!

24:05 .... is Millie pregnant. Is that why she's mood-swingy and wanted to use a long-range weapon.

OH DIP I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING SHIT

(Can't wait to go to Twitter and see how pissy people are going to be about this.)

and you have risked your life for mine in return.

The time he was your body guard -

The first time he fought off Striker -

Today -

And he risked Moxxie and Millie's lives for you during the second Striker incident.

Someone please tell Stolas that Blitz risking his life for him isn't new.

It was my choice.

THERE'S THAT SELF-AWARENESS BACK!

We look fuckin' ridiculous

Similar outfit? Similar outfit.

"Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he hadn't tasted so bad!"

This is her first line in the entire series.

That's a lily. Hidden behind a rose. On her fuckin' hat.

Bonus:

How much hair do you have pinned up underneath that hat, Rosie?

Ma'am, is that a snake skeleton on your hat?

Alastor... came back...and he is with Lucifer's daughter, and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!

Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power. And this whole time, you knew about incredibly illegal thing he was doing and you didn't think it might be a good idea to LET ME KNOW?!

Before we get started. Andrealphus is the mastermind, right?

First clip of the episode is Andre's castle: n.n 10 / 10 episode is perfect.

I love him I love him I love him I love him.

1:25 - Oh... the internet is going to love you, little Nagito-looking imp bby.

I know most imps have white hair but he's giving such white-haired-anime-boy vibes he's so going to die.

Vassago glared at Andrealphus. I am sad.

But every time Andrealphus uses his powers it adds another ten seconds to my life.

I don't know what I was expecting out of Satan but I am digging his vibe way more than I thought I would.

6:27 NOW KISS.

Andrealphus' tailfeathers are my favorite thing.

7:32 Actual wheezing laughter.

LEVIATHAN IS A GIRL AND SHE IS HOT.

Ozzie. Ozzie. You kind of pardoned IMP from any wrong doing when you put them under your jurisdiction. Say something. WORDS. SAY WORDS.

9:36 - THANK YOU FIZZ.

12:18 Way to go with the Scar vibes, Andre bby.

12:28 Oh Belle I didn't notice you before. You're adorable.

13:30 ... I'm okay with this being the reason for the title.

14:36 .... Stolas. Stolas. I see what you're trying to do, and... I'm crying a little which is way more than I thought I would but YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO ABANDON.

... Is Paimon dead? Why isn't he here? He should reeeeeally be here.

Since long before the angel's fall.

... Was Satan in charge of Hell before Lucifer came down?

Oooooh that'd be juicy.

16:25 Oooooh this is gonna fuck her up sooooo bad.

.... There's so much real in yeah you did a crime but you're rich so you're good.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ANDRE GETS THE LEGIONS

(I want him to be happy okay.)

18:14 YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, SHOULDN'T YOU?

19:33 Pausing to cry.

Stolas having to wear Loona's clothes because Blitz is literally half his size is adorable.

You.

Do not

owe

anyone

an apology for being triggered.

You especially do not owe that to the person who triggered you.

If someone tries to gaslight you into thinking that you should apologize to them because you got "triggered for no reason", this person is not your friend. They do not love you. They are toxic. Please, please, please, get away from this person.

No one has the right to decide what is and is not an appropriate thing to get triggered by. It does not matter if they don't find it upsetting, it does not matter if they do not understand. If they claim to be a friend or a loved one, all they need to know is what the trigger was so that they can do better in the future.

If someone triggers you, and in your mind's desperate attempt to shield itself that you lash out at that person, do not let them convince you that you are the one in the wrong. They brought this on. You did what you felt you needed to do in the moment to protect yourself. This is not two wrongs don't make a right or a we're even. This is they need to suck it the fuck up and understand that you need comfort and or space. If they try to convince you that they are actually the one more hurt by this situation because you latched out, or that you freaked out for no reason-- this person is not your friend. They do not love you. They are toxic. Please, please, please, get away from this person.

You do not owe anyone an explanation or an apology when they hurt you.

Please, please, please, understand that people who try to twist the narrative this way or gaslight you into thinking you are the one to blame do not actually care what they did or what triggered you. No matter what you say, it will be enough. Please do not waste your breath. You do not owe them that breath.

Please protect yourself. Protect your mind. Protect your heart. If anyone ever tries to shame you for reacting because they hurt you, please, please, please, recognize that for what it is: A form of abuse.

Get away. Break ties. Block. Do whatever you need to do.

Do not let people like this infect your mind with the idea that your fears are not valid.

They are vile.

They do not deserve you.

Protect your peace.

You are loved.

The way I see it, Ghost F*ckers is similar to Queen Bee. It was a fun little Halloween celebration more so than it was an episode advancing the plot. We still got some character development and world building, but it was first and foremost a creepy animation spectacular.