Raddy

clicks on you and downloads you as a jpeg and puts you in a zip folder so youre safe and warm btw

downloads you as a webp to torture you and make you useless

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

Christa Wolf

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

"Surely I am faking this" I tell myself and absolutely no one else because I refuse to even let them know I'm struggling in any way shape or form

id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

in retrospect, yikes

*masturbates for serotonin*

pasta is an antidepressant