Ace Writer

Minor biographical details: You can call me Rachel, Rachello, Cello, whatever. I’m in my 30s, queer ace, she/her, married. I write primarily fluff and smut for whatever fandoms my wife and I are into at any given time.

I post all my fanfiction on Ao3, which you can find [here]; otherwise, the tag I use on this blog is #my fic.

I never leave fandoms, they are always simply placed into mental storage. I will revisit any fandom for any reason at any time. Back burnered stuff could become relevant tomorrow because I got caught up on some whim or vibe and now I’m back on my bullshit or whatever.

However, that being said!

Right now, my main fandoms as far as my fanfiction goes are Hazbin Hotel, Twisted-Wonderland, and technically Teen Wolf (I’m so sorry for how long that fic takes me to write guys; truly it is my magnum opus, along with another fic I’d rather not discuss lol).

Hazbin Hotel:

My main ship is Alastor/Vox — I use the tags radiostatic (functionally the default ship name), alvox (I only write dom/top!Alastor and sub/bottom!Vox), and staticlovetune (my radiostatic is always requited and mutual).

I enjoy the canon ships from the series, and don’t have a lot of strong feelings about other non-canon ships. I don’t really write the Vees as like… genuine besties? I write them as mean girls, so like… They’re ‘friends’ but also sometimes they hate each other, you know? (Also, while I don’t mind 📺🦋 as an obstacle or whatever, it’ll never be continued into the endgame because I’m writing rquited and romantic radiostatic.)

Alastor’s flavor of asexuality is liable to change on a fic by fic basis, and to be honest, I do probably write Vox as though he’s somewhere on the sex favorable ace spectrum XD Consequence to writing while ace I guess lol

Twisted-Wonderland:

My main ships are: LeoRuggie and JamiKali (in that order, as far as top/bottom dynamics go, although I’m a little looser with jamikali than leoruggie).

My other ships in House order are: TreyRid, CaterAce, Applejuice (Deuce/Epel), JackOrtho, OctaTrio (all three in a relationship together) and Tweelcest (Jade/Floyd is good, idk what to say lol), RookVil, LilIdia, and MalSil. I do kind of roll with Hearts!bowl a little, and I do enjoy Chenya with Cater and/or Ace. I also enjoy Ace with older men and with the other freshmen (Epel, Deuce, and Jack, primarily).

I technically also ship Yuu with Ace and Malleus in the game, but I don’t write it, and I don’t do like reader stuff or anything. I just think their relationship in-game is fun. 8)

Teen Wolf:

Not gonna post the usual thing pulled from Ao3 cause I’m tired lol (I just hyperlinked it instead 👍)

Chapters: 2/7 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Talking About Feelings, Kind Of, Enemies to Friends, Post-Season/Series 02, Soul Selling, Mentor/Protégé, Possessive Behavior Summary:

Entries for AlVox week; various ratings.

There will always be another fic you can throw a kiss scene into, but if it hasnt been touched in a while id post it as is! It will absolutely be appreciated regardless.

Ugh, decisions are hard. Maybe I can redo the scene I was in the middle of and make them kiss that way…? Idk

https://x.com/i/status/2051747351719473475

Hi! Yes!! I actually have a draft open to see if anything comes to me, but I haven’t technically written anything yet. I’d really like to get at least a few short fic done for it if I can though 8)

I’ve been working on lots of things, but also, my work schedule changed recently and it’s been kicking my ass a little bit. Cannot wait for August when they put it back to normal again, lemme tell you. Anyway, hopefully I’ll have some time to knock some things out and get stuff posted!! ;D

What's been your favorite radiostatic fic to write so far? It can be one you haven't posted yet. I'm just curious.

Thank you so much!!! If you think of your original question, you’re always welcome to come back and ask it later! ;D

Hmmm… My favorite right now is probably a tie between “Put Your Fingers Back to the Keys” (morse code fic) and one I won’t tell you the name of that has the working title “Alastor FUCKS” XD It was on the last poll in secret, as it happens. (Gotta keep an eye on those super innocuous working titles XD I misdirect literally all the time haha)

ANYWAY I’m in a giving mood, so I’ll let you guys have a little taste of that one too. ;P

***

“Oh?  Surely my history isn’t that interesting to someone as worldly as you.”  Alastor stepped closer, tracing a single finger up his lapel.  “Unless, of course, you’re admitting to being obsessed with me?”

Vox laughed, a desperate edge creeping into it.  “What?  Of course not.  I was just, uh, l-looking for a weak point.  So I can d-destroy you!”  Weak.  No chance Alastor bought that.

Alastor smirked.  “Well, if that’s all, why don’t I just show you?”  His hand slid higher, a clawed finger dragging lightly across his neck over his carotid artery.

“Uh, what?”

“You want to know more about my sex life to see if I have any weaknesses to exploit?  Then why don’t I show you?” Alastor suggested.

Vox’s thoughts stalled, processes grinding to a dead halt.  “L-Like, you’ll let me watch you seduce someone?”

Thank you so much!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Alastor out here sitting on a master ball, waiting for the perfect moment to snag Vox for himself XD There are sooooo many things I’m so excited for you guys to see. A lot of them are major spoilers, but I can let you guys have a little sneak peek at a scene from the next chapter! ❤️❤️

***

The coast was clear, so he slipped out and headed down the hall to the kitchen.  It was clean and fully stocked, and exactly as Alastor’s kitchen had been arranged when they were still friends.

He was even making coffee the same way.

“For fuck’s sake, Al,” he muttered.  “Would it kill you to get a fucking Keurig?”

Fucking damned syphon.  The contraption was a beautiful combination of glass and brass, and Vox had absolutely no idea how to use it.  There was still coffee in the carafe that he could pour for himself and heat up with his electricity, but that would be admitting defeat.

No, no, if Alastor was still cooking in essentially the same kitchen…  Vox started opening the cabinets above and below the stupid complicated coffee maker.  Sure enough, tucked in the back of the lower cabinet was a familiar carafe, one Vox had used many times over their years of friendship.

Vox resolutely did not think about the fact that Alastor had kept it after all this time.

Vox scowled at the coffee grinder; manual, of fucking course.  “Automation isn’t a bad thing, you fucking luddite,” he muttered.  Even so, he ground new beans for himself, heated some water, and got to brewing.

Vox reopened the upper cabinet to pick out a mug, surprised to find one he recognized.  He held it delicately, turning it over in his hands.  The same light blue, the same bold font in red.  Don’t talk to me after I’ve had my coffee either.

Alastor had been laughing when he presented it to Vox.  If you keep falling asleep here, you may as well have your own mug here, too.  Isn’t it perfect?  I thought of you the very moment I saw it.

Vox had been embarrassed, flustered that Alastor had thought of him, that Alastor didn’t mind him sleeping on his couch after they stayed up all night drinking and dancing.

I don’t mind when you talk to me before I’ve had my coffee, Vox had pointed out.

So I have considered it, and I actually started setting one up at one point, but I kind of came to realize that monetizing my hobbies makes them feel too much like work? And the more like work something feels, the less I want to do it XD

Also, as I’m sure you’ve noticed, I’m terrible at keeping people up to date on what I’m working on, and that’s unlikely to change any time soon, which would make running the patreon a problem XD

I do appreciate the show of support though!!! It really means a lot to me. ❤️❤️ For what it’s worth, I’m always happy to talk about what I’m working on or stuff I’ve already posted, I just don’t usually know what people want to hear or see XD So please know that my ask box is always open!!!

Okay, but Only because it was also the one my wife voted for. XD (And because it really is super fun haha) Have a very short snippet on the house ;D

***

Valentino was behind a podium, rattling off increasingly large numbers with an auctioneer’s flare.  Vox looked out into the crowd, feelings and thoughts mostly locked down behind how much of Valentino’s venom he’d been made to swallow.  To take the edge off, he’d said.

Velvette had been no help.  You’ll be all right, Vee.  If you aren’t being shown to take a punishment, your approval rating will never recover.  You know that.  I read the contract, and they can’t do any permanent damage, all right?

It wasn’t, but he’d been fucking outvoted.

Without further ado, a selection from the second winner of the poll, Hypno AU!

***

“Well, to put it simply, I believe your hypnosis may need repetition to really stick.  And before that, you’ll need to be much slower about how and when you apply it, you see?  Hypnosis takes time and skill.  In truth, it’s not unlike a well-planned seduction.”

Vox swallowed wrong and coughed.  “S-Seduction?”

“You do know how to seduce someone, don’t you?” Alastor asked, perpetual smile turning to something unbearably smug.  And now he was thinking of Alastor seducing people.  Fuck.

“O-O-Of course I know how!  I was very popular when I was alive, I’ll have you know,” Vox blustered.

As the winners of my earlier poll were a tie, I’ll be posting selections from both pretty shortly here. (Just have to decide which snippets to post!)

First up is a little bit of the BDSM AU! This scene is from pretty early in, but I hope you guys’ll get a feel for it haha It takes place just after Stayed Gone! Enjoy!

***

Vox hopped out a little ways away from the front gate, eyeing the hill to the hotel.  The blinking light atop the radio tower promised… something, though whether it be sanctuary or hostility, he couldn’t begin to guess.

“I wondered if you might show up,” Alastor murmured.  Vox startled, flailing forward and struggling to turn at the same time.  Alastor’s smile was smug.  “And here you are.”

The longer he looked, the more strain Vox could see, in Alastor’s eyes, his smile, not to mention his hands where they gripped his microphone much too tightly.  “You feel it too?” he asked.

Alastor’s nose wrinkled.  “Let’s discuss this more privately, shall we?”  A portal opened to the side of them, and Alastor offered an arm.

Ayyyyy! Samesies!!! Always nice to find fellow Queer Aces! 🙏🙏

I posted a little explainer anout the AU a month or two ago: “bdsm dynamics (one of those ‘like omegaverse but just straight up BDSM’ so everyone is Required to do scenes and stuff for the health and wellbeing of their soul, like going without can kill you or whatever)”

^This is more or less the direction I’m going with it! But it does use like grounded scenes and stuff XD I need to decide how I want to the bonds between Doms and subs to work also, but we’ll deal with that later lol