Marvel Incorrect Quotes

Y/N: I’m playing hard to get.

Natasha: Bold of you to assume I won’t legally adopt them right now!

Natasha: No, I’m Scorpio.

Yelena: Nat, you’re Sagittarius.

Y/N: I get jealous when my phone dies.

Wanda:

Natasha: Y/N-

Y/N: She use to call me that.

Y/N: You left me in a Walmart car park like, two weeks ago.

Natasha: No

Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Natasha *sighs*: Why?

Y/N: To get to the idiots house. Knock Knock.

Natasha: Who’s there?

Y/N: The chicken.

Natasha:

Y/N:

Natasha: I won’t punch you in the face on one condition.

Y/N: …yeah?

Natasha: Uh huh.

Y/N: And spicy.

Natasha: Right.

Yelena: What’s the rule?

Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.

Y/N: Truth.

Natasha: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/N: Dare.

Natasha: Go to sleep.

Natasha: What are they talking about?

Wanda: Nothing.

Y/N: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

Natasha: Try being mysterious.

[Later, on a date with Wanda]

Wanda: So, where are we going?

Y/N: None of your fucking business.

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Natasha: We are not doing that.

Yelena *nodding*: mistlefoe

Natasha: Explain?

Y/N: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Natasha: You know they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Y/N: That’s another highlight.

Natasha: Ten.

Y/N: Ten what?

Y/N: Natasha

Computer: Too weak

Y/N: *stabs the monitor with her knives*