satanic and chained up.

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I’ve learned over the years that the chode bananas don’t set off any allergic sensitivity in my mouth and they can also stay ripe for days and days even sometimes after the peel looks blackened, there’s just no reason to buy the regular non chode bananas. chode bananas.

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happy hozier day to all those who celebrate

This tweet is a winner, hands down. I was thoroughly amused. 

Okay, I'm gonna ask one more question and then if you want, you can ask me three.

Uhhhhh. If you could learn any skill instantly, what would it be? Bonus points for why.

maybe how to make friends. would make networking and. other things. a lot easier.

What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given?

'you can throw the grenades back,' probably.

Customer: NO HATING DMV: NO HATING Verdict: DENIED

It’s like if a dog had a gnome

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