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So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying
Appropriate ways to spell “more”
mroe
mor
moer
mreo
morr
morre
mre
mrOe
Zimbabwe
Electronic thermostat
Inappropriate ways to spell “more”
moar
ah yes that famous quote from Oliver “please sir i want some electronic thermostat”
I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.
Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???”
And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”
And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there.
And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”
Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level
i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore’s name to Persephone (basically “the one who brings chaos”) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes “fine, but you’re going to visit your mom” “also, I changed your name” “get rekt”
Okay but if Magnus and Annabeth are the children of gods that means both Greek and Norse gods have a weird interest in their family bloodline which means something must be attracting them to the bloodline
So they could have, I don’t know, the blood of the pharaohs…

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oh jesus my brain did a thing and i regret my entire existence
it combined “not by the hair on my chinny chin chin” from the three little pigs and “forgive me father, for I have sinned”
now it’s “forgive me father, for i have sinny sin sinned” forever there’s no turning back
Nature Is Beautiful 🍃
honestly this is me
The most important vine.
♫ “I know every rock and tree and creature, has a life, has a spirit, has a- ♫
*smack* “Mosquito”
♫ “naaame”♫
Australian Shepherd mixJasmine
LOOK AT THE PUPPERSCHNUP
Steve pulled away to turn you around, cupping your cheeks. "You can hold on. I know you can," Steve whispers, resting his forehead on yours. "We can make it through together."
(◡﹏◡✿) I just don’t feel like I have the strength to do it.
Same^^
^^^ditto

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Captain Representation
Im all for greater representation in the media, but a lot of people, Tumblr especially, are going to have to accept that Captain America is not gay, bisexual, pansexual, or anything else. Nor is Bucky for that matter. And yes, I know, this is usually when Tumblr descends on anyone with an alternate opinion with flaming torches, knives, and pitchforks, but I dont care.
I am bisexual, Steve Rogers is not, and people have to accept and respect HIS sexuality. Straight.
GET OVER IT.
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
what she says: I'm fine
what she means: I'm bitter because marvel thought it was a good idea to turn one of the best character of comic history into to a fuCKING NAZI!!!. r u serious Marvel???? Captain america is an embodiment of true, of what's right. He was created by two amazing persons during WWII, persons who were in fact Jewish. they created Steve Rogers as a big FUCK YOU to nazism, and you actually thought it was a good idea to tell us now he was Hydra all along? that's disgusting and disrespectful not only for his creators, but to a hole nation. i had enough of your shit.
About Hydra!Cap
NO. Just...NO. Hydra!Cap goes against EVERYTHING we know and love about Steven Grant Rogers. It directly goes against his core values and it goes against what his creators wanted him to be! The whole thing is just....UGH.
I’m so angry about this Hydra!Cap nonsense that I had to go back to the beginning and calm myself down!!
I just refuse to believe it! It totally goes against Cap's core values and it goes against what his creators wanted him to be! It's just stupid!
Bloody Matchmaking. Steve x Reader
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The blushing started up your neck as soon as he walked into the kitchen. Captain Steve Rogers. The Star Spangled Man With a Plan. Your stomach fluttered when he ran his fingers through his hair after his workout. “Good morning, Y/N.” “Good morning, sir. How was the run?” You made your way to the opposite side of the kitchen and kept you elbows tight against your ribs while sipping your coffee. Steve grabbed a bottle of water and downed half of it before answering. At that moment, Natasha came in and poured herself a cup of coffee too. “Not bad. It got kind of lonely though.” Natasha leaned against the counter and quirked her eyebrow up at you. “Maybe Y/N can go with you tomorrow, Rogers. She’s good at keeping company.” You just about choked on your coffee and gave her a glare. Steve’s eyes widened a bit in hopefulness. “That’s a great idea, Nat. What do you say, Y/N?” “Uh… I don’t know. I’d just be a bother. I’m not as fast and then there’s no point in me keeping you company if I can’t keep up with you.” “Oh, well the offer still stands if you change your mind. Okay?” “Yeah sure, thanks.”
Steve nodded and gave a weaker smile to Natasha and headed out of the kitchen. A white towel hit your face, interrupting your gaze at Steve and his narrow hips.
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marvel: captain america is hydra!!
me: i recognise that the council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm