We Say Fuck In This Car

i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser

I'm too tired to masturbate, someone come do it for me

i truly hope one day people stop blindly believing the daily mail and johnny depp superfan accounts and start seeing the VERY obvious truth that is corroborated through text and eye witness accounts. amber being the victim should not even be a controversial statement.

I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.

Ev-er-y night

hello 911 i’m not getting enough attention

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare for…the compassion and empathy that was never shown to you, but might one day save humanity as we know it.

Mandy not taking anymore of anyone’s shit again, ever.  <3

I don’t know who Mandy is but I already respect him so much

Patinkin on quitting Criminal Minds: [Explaining why he abruptly quit the series before its third season began, blindsiding its creator Jeff Davis, Patinkin says,] “I thought it was something very different. I never thought they were going to kill and rape all these women every night, every day, week after week, year after year. It was very destructive to my soul and my personality…After that, I didn’t think I would get to work in television again.“”

One day Mandy Patinkin decided to stand up and be my hero, and he hasn’t stopped since.

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.