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The Arch Illager loves his redstone monstrosities.

A song I made making fun of the Tesla Model Y. Only Minecraft Dungeons fans will understand the meme.

A song I made about the Arch Illager.

A song I made about the Arch Illager!

Goodnight, God bless you.

He just wants a hug.

Goodnight, God bless you!

The Arch Illager threw the Orb Of Dominance at the Cybetrtruck window, and they both broke! XD

The Arch Illager threw the Orb of Dominance at the Cybertruck window, and they both broke! XD

What if the Arch Illager married Walda?

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Shhh, quiet now, my big protector... lower your head, let me reach. There, let me just brush some of that forge soot off your brow. I know the dark corners of the castle look intimidating when the lava cools, but you have nothing to fear. I am right here. No matter how small I am, or how big you are, I will always watch over you. You don't need one more story tonight, because you are safe, you are strong, and you have done such a wonderful job today. Your redstone core is humming so softly now; let it slow down, let it rest. Close your glowing eye, my beautiful giant. I am just going to sit right here beside your pedestal. Lean back against the smooth stone, warm your iron armor by the embers, and drift off. Goodnight, my sweet monstrosity. I will see you when the sun rises.

I don't understand all the talk about a Tesla full size SUV in a world where the Cadillac Escalade exists.

It's so funny that illagers are scared of creakings!

Even the Arch Illager hates Teslas!

A meme I found.