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The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol
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the new dj crazytimes song ⦠now thatās what I call music!
The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

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CURRENTLY SOBBING. OK SOO, RIPLEY IS GAY?!!
and lambert is actually trans?? šš
I had to check, it does also appear on screen
There's a better shot of it in Aliens, right at the start when they're listing the Nostromo crew memebrs!
Also I read that there are deleted scenes of Ripley and Lambert arguing and being more overtly in a relationship. Ever since I learned that it's been my favorite ship.
Oh neat, I didn't know this!
(I'd heard the bit about the role being originally written for a man and they cast a woman, which explained many things.)
@copperbadge this seems up your alley
If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.
I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.
An excuse to revisit one of my favourite quotes from an archaeologist about a recently discovered archive of the Akkadian empire (circa 2300 BC): āThey note absolutely everything down. If a sheep dies at the very edge of the empire, it will be noted. They are obsessed with bureaucracy.ā
sinners zine digital pdf is now LIVE and iām so excited to share my piece for this project! this is my favourite thing iāve drawn to date
the fact that we only have āherculean taskā and āsisyphean taskā feels so limiting. so hereās a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know youāre going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW wonāt listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.
Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.
Odyssean task: youāll complete it but itāll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures
Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD
A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.
damoclean task: the thing you've been putting off long enough that it becomes a constantly hanging doom over your head
pyrrhic task: you can get it done but it's going to cost you
medean task: you can get it done and you don't care what it costs you
dionysian task: task that might not be -better- if you do it drunk, but -will- definitely be more fun
hegelochic task: it was a simple job, but your name will be recorded in the annals of history for how impressively you fucked it up
task of theseus: a project for which the parameters have changed so many times that you're not sure it IS still the same task
gordian task: ok technically there Is a Right Way to do this but it's going to be fiddly and awful and take forever and what if. what if you just said fuck it. and started slicing

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As a Dungeon Master I nearly scrolled past this before my brain kicked my own ass and reminded me that I have tried looking up 'Blue Gemstones' at LEAST a dozen times in the last six months and never found anything this helpful.
Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?
A
B
So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...
the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.
I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?
Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.
Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.
If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.
from @baddywronglegs
#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower
@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large
yeag.....
does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house
Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.
[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
No safety regulations
No weekends
Child labor
Slave labor
"The king said to do it"
History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed
History absolutely does record the stupid megaprojects that failed. Here are just a few of them:
Fidenae Stadium Disaster of 27AD. A huge gladitorial stadium, built fast and cheap, collapsed and killed 20,000 people, as well as injuring many more out of the total audience of 50,000.
The Sagrada Familia was started in 1882. It is still not finished.
Mingun Pahtodawgyi was started in 1790 but a prophecy said the king who commissioned it would die when it was finished, so he stopped building it.
The Pyramid of Neferefre was never finished because Neferefre died early and his successor didn't bother.
Alai Minar was supposed to be twice the diameter and twice the height of Qutb Minar. Didn't get past the first storey, abandoned in 1316.
Bara Kaman, abandoned in 1672.
The Basilica of San Petronio was started in 1390. The main facade was never finished. In 1514, they hired a guy to construct the dome, but the pope ordered the "megalomaniac dream" halted.
Arguably every empire that has ever fallen counts as a stupid megaproject that failed.
@ariaste Sagrada Familia is done, as of a couple of weeks ago. At least as "done" as any building of that complexity could ever be. Maintenance must be daunting.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A COUPLE WEEKS AGO
oh my god lmao Sagrada Familia was the only one I didn't double check my info on to make sure it was accurate LMAOOOOOO oh god that's fucking hilarious. INCREDIBLE. good for her
#apparently it's not like DONE done #but it's structurally done with a pseudo grand opening (via @padawanduck)
so what i'm hearing is that it's not done but they wanted the tourism of it being done, so they said "great news everybody it's done"

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that theory that the Arkenstone is a Silmarilā¦itās doubly implausible, but imagine if nobody knew. If the dwarves were guarded enough of their greatest treasure thatā¦you wouldnāt even need to hide it from that many people, honestly. Mostly a few elves, and all wizards.
and then Bilbo sidles up to Gandalf like,Ā āThorin and all are holed up in the Mountain, but I think theyāre being nuts, so Iā¦kind of stole the Arkenstone, I think.ā And (itās been thousands of years since the light of the trees was doused save for the precious brilliance locked away in Feanorās gems,Ā since oaths and blood and war that raged until the skies cracked and the earth shattered, and the little people of the Shire have no memory of it at all) he pulls out a fucking Silmaril.
Gandalf: *spittake*
Gandalf: *hurriedly glances at Thranduil. the king of Mirkwoodās eyes shine with curiosity and greed, but not recognition, nor the terrible lust that overtook Feanor and his sons. right, right, he was never in Thingolās court while the jewel that Luthien and Beren took was there. weāre good. weāre good for now*
Gandalf: Thatās, uh, nice, Bilbo. Put it away, would you?
Gandalf, telepathically(?): EMERGENCY RINGBEARERS ONLY CONFAB NOW
Gandalf: [mental image of a goddam Silmaril in hobbit hands, labelledĀ āthisfuckingrockagain.jpgā]
Galadriel, who watched 95% of her family slaughter everyone within 100 miles for several thousand years over these things, including each other and themselves:Ā no.
Elrond, who was very nearly one of those people slaughtered, and did watch most of his town be killed before he and his twin were kidnapped for a while:Ā Absolutely Fucking Not.
Gandalf:Ā Apparently fucking yes. The legendary Arkenstone-
Galadriel:Ā Youāve got to be kidding me.
Elrond: Thorin OakenshieldĀ has a SilmarilĀ right now?
Gandalf:Ā No, no.
Gandalf: Bilbo stole it.
Elrond: *wordless sputtering*
Gandalf: @Galadriel [information packet: BilboBagginsoftheShire.pdf]
Galadriel:Ā Oh yes, Belladonnaās boy, you were telling me about him last winter.Ā
Galadriel:Ā Btw, orc+warg army probably coming your way. Spotted it in the mirror last night. Thank goodness we dealt with Dol Goldur at least, huh?
Elrond: No fucking shit.
Gandalf @Gwaihir Windlord: hey, sorry to bother you again, I know itās nearly mating season. but we have a situation again
Gandalf:Ā [thisfuckingrockagain.jpg]
Gandalf:Ā [oncomingorcwargarmy.jpg]
Gandalf: [flashbacktobadasseaglesinwarofwrathhinthint.mov]
I mean, given that Tolkien retconned āThe Hobbitā so Bilboās little invisibility ring became an ancient piece of jewelry that controls minds and drives the mighty mad, one can at least understandĀ why it seems plausible that the other shiny white gem that destroys empires and makes the mighty go mad with greedĀ could be linked from his kidās book to his gigantic early mythology in retrospect??
You know this actually explains a lot about why Gandalf didnāt immediately raise the alarm about Bilboās ring out of an abundance of caution. I mean, what are the odds, what are the fucking odds, that this one little hobbit stole both a Silmaril andĀ the Ring of Power? Like, you are Gandalf the Grey and you have already dealt with the heart attack to end all heart attacks because this little innocent fool stole a world war inspiring artifact once. You still get flashbacks every time Bilbo offers to show you something and have to employ all of your angelās serenity and thousands of years of learned composure not start giBbERinGĀ ā pleaseletitnotbeanotherartifactpleaseletitnotbeanotherartifactā. And then. AND THEN! One day heās like,Ā āhey Gandalf let me show you this neat ring I found back on our journeyā. And on the inside a tiny part of you is screamingĀ ānottheoneringnottheoneringnottheoneringā while a more rational part of your brain assures you it could not possiblyĀ be the one- āItās this plain gold ring thatās very precious to me and turns me invisible!ā
AND THEN YOU FUCK OFF AND SEARCH THROUGH EVERY POSSIBLE TOME YOU CAN TO PROVE IT CANāT REALLY BE THE RING OF POWER, SAURONāS RING OF POWER, THAT RING, THE ONE RING, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TOME, BEFORE FINALLY FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THIS SHIT IS REALLY HAPPENING AGAIN
@shewhodoesnotexist what says you? :P
Iāve never been a proponent of this theory, but I gotta admit the idea of Bilbo finding two world war inspiring artifacts is alluring ;D
Next youāll be telling me Sting is Gurthang
Sting may or may not be Angrist, the knife that Beren used to get the Silmarill off of Morgothās crown
āAverage Hobbit finds at least one world war inspiring artifact when on a journeyā statistic inaccurate. The Spiders Took Family, who find a world war inspiring artifact every five feet they step outside the Shire, were outliers and should not have been counted.
Bilbo: Iām not a burglar I wouldnāt even know how to be!
Also Bilbo: *trips and grabs seven legendary artifacts on the way down*
not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead
Making a comment to get this to post.
You do not get to take someone elseās OCs for yourself just because you donāt like how their creator is treating them.
Iām absolutely adding this to my Online Entitlement collection. Raymondās already on there.
this reminds me of the time that someone asked me to change my name because they had bad memories of someone named trixie
god what a wild day
I took the liberty of harvesting more examples from the notes. This genre of guy is an invasive species to fandom and freelance art spaces alike.
OH, this immediately reminded me of that one person who kept commenting for me to kill of Eugene in my fics xD
(they posted like 10 times or something? I kept deleting them because wtf you donāt even have your facts right, Caine never successfully robbed Equis, she broke in WITH Flynn Rider and needed saving by him when they were teenagers xD)
Itās important that everyone understand that, when I say that I ālikeā a villainous character, what I in fact mean is that I consider them to be both cool and morally praiseworthy, as well as correct in their aims and methods and worthy of emulation by people in the real world. Just in case there was any ambiguity on this point.
I further elaborate that I consider them to be An Excellent Role-Model for Impressionable Children.
I almost neglected to mention that they are a worthy sexual partner and that I am aroused by everything that they do.
Okay, hear me out.
One of the quiet background realities of the Star Wars galaxy is that it is spectacularly bad at labor. Not just ālate-stage capitalismā bad, but structurally, culturally, and institutionally allergic to the idea that workers should have enforceable protections. Youāve got child soldiers, child labor, debt slavery, corporate fiefdoms, and a Republic that can field a galaxy-spanning bureaucracy but somehow never gets around to standardizing āmaybe donāt enslave people.ā The Empire of course doesnāt fix this; it industrializes it.
So in that environment, formal labor law is either nonexistent, unenforced, or actively hostile. Which means if youāre operating in a sector where the state either canāt or wonāt protect you, you get a classic historical pattern: workers build their own rules.
Enter the gray economies.
Groups like the Smugglers' Alliance (Legends) and the Bounty Hunters' Guild (new canon) look, at first glance, like professional associations for criminals. But if you squint at them through a labor history lens, they start to look a lot like early, proto-union structures ā especially the kinds you see in maritime or extralegal industries on Earth.
Think pirate codes (yes actual ones, Pirates of the Caribbean didn't make that up). Think matelotage agreements. Think dockworker brotherhoods that predate formal unions.
Because what do these groups actually do?
They:
set norms for compensation and contracts
regulate competition to prevent destructive undercutting
provide a framework for dispute resolution
establish reputational systems (āyou donāt honor contracts, you donāt get workā)
Thatās industry self-governance in the absence of law.
Take bounty hunting. Without something like the Bounty Hunters' Guild, the field collapses into chaos: clients donāt pay; hunters underbid each other into oblivion; jobs get duplicated, interfered with, or sabotaged. And nobody trusts anybody!
The Guild steps in and says: here are the rules of engagement. Hereās how claims work. Hereās how you get paid. Hereās what happens if you break contract.
Thatās basically a union crossed with a licensing board and a regulatory agency, just without any moral pretense.
Same with the Smugglers' Alliance. Smuggling is inherently risky, decentralized, and dependent on trust networks. If everyone is constantly betraying everyone else, the whole system stops functioning. So instead, you hash out agreed-upon routes and territories, informal protections against betrayal, mechanisms for information sharing, and consequences for breaking the code
Again: not altruism. Stability.
And the reason this emerges specifically in gray/illegal sectors is because they have to. The Core Worlds might pretend they have laws, but those laws donāt meaningfully protect the people actually doing dangerous, itinerant, high-risk work. So the margins of the galaxy ā where enforcement is weakest and risk is highest ā become the places where labor organization evolves first.
Which is very historically grounded.
On Earth, some of the earliest labor protections didnāt come from governments; they came from workers in dangerous, decentralized industriesāsailors, pirates, minersāwho literally wrote their own rules because no one else was going to save them.
Pirate codes, for example, often included:
compensation for injury
shared distribution of loot
limits on captain authority
Which is ⦠shockingly progressive compared to a lot of contemporary working conditions (cough Amazon cough).
So in the galaxy far, far away, you end up with this ironic inversion:
The ālegitimateā systems ā Republic, Empire, megacorporations ā are exploitative, inconsistent, or indifferent.
The āillegitimateā systems ā smugglers, bounty hunters ā are the ones building functional labor frameworks, because they need to survive.
And that feeds back into why the galaxy feels so unstable overall. Thereās no universal baseline of rights. Everything is hyper-local, network-dependent, and contingent on whether youāre inside a system that has rules you can rely on.
If youāre a clone trooper? You are literally property.
If youāre a factory worker on a corporate world? Your protections are whatever your employer feels like offering.
But if youāre a smuggler or a bounty hunter?
You might actually have clearer expectations about your pay, your risks, and your recourse ā because your āunionā is the only thing standing between you and total chaos.
So yeah: the Smugglersā Alliance and the Bounty Huntersā Guild arenāt just flavor. Theyāre a glimpse of what labor organization looks like in a galaxy where the state has fundamentally failed to provide it.
Which is both deeply funny and a little too real.
#you're telling me han solo is a union man? (via @professorsparklepants)
Han Solo look SO MUCH like a union man.
FINALLY FINISHED !!!
Iāve been at this since like September. Originally the plan was to do five panels but by the time I reached three I realized it was absolutely going to be too heavy. If the back bothers me then Iāll just buy some black fabric and sew it on.
I pinned it excessively since I have been warned the feathers wonāt flatten unless blocked aggressively. They still donāt behave themselves 100% but again, if it bothers me Iām willing to steam block it in the future. Super fun before and after pics.
Pattern is of course the feathered wings shawl by my favorite pattern designer craftyintentions.

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finally just about finished with our caterpillar bead curtain :3
ohhhh yeah it's a pretty big hit with the resident caterpillars
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like heās only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
i would read that fanfic ngl
About my fish??
HELP?????
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