Red Says

"Use your signal! You have them. It's your arm!"

“I look forward to being that kind of real family where i have a favourite child. Like: ‘These are my three children, I love them all equally. But THAT ONE is mine.’ 'What about the others?’ 'Well that one is my husbands.’ ’…What about the third?’ 'God loves that child.’”

"I'm really more of a mermaid than a Marine."

"Oh don't be scared honey! It was just a fucked up goose."

"No. He only has a boner for justice!"

"Uh oh. You about to get a werewolf to the face..."

"I will not be letting moks be a-run in my kiosk this christmas! Not today!"

“I definitely don’t wanna work at a crepe place. What is that? Zwoop! Zwoooop! *makes crepe smoothing motion* It’s like a Zen garden, but food. Like fuck that!”

“Piss or get off the pot! Genocide is happening!”

"EAT SHIT B!"

I'm not fucking him for his avacados guys!!

Hairdresser - "I like this, it's like a reverse ombre!" R - "I wanted a bit of red in dark brown, what the SHIT are you doing back there!?!"

R - "Why can't we just put all men on an island?" B - "Just choose the ones we want." R - "The claaaww..."

"That moment, when you call God 'fam'..."

“Ya know, if things had gone differently, and I hadn’t been born in ‘96, I feel like Vince Vaughn coulda been my soulmate…”

I - "I'm allergies and a heart of gold!" R - "Now that's what you put on tindr"

"This is going to get more gay before it gets less gay"