To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie QZAR

Things a new computer should not make you feel: - Boiling rage - self hatred - suicidal and yet here the fuck we are. I am never spending a fucking thin dime on anything that isn't 100% fully functional out of the fucking box.

Think I might get meaner. People deserve the full spectrum of my rage and not just the small part that comes natural to me.

A white cat named Snow but it's actually short for "Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for a Hand in the Snow)"

The layout of the building where the main cast (Except for Max) live in "Living Single" confuses the hell out of me. The girls have an upstairs, the guys live in a separate upstairs and they somehow share an upstairs neighbor who fucks loud.

23 years later and I still remember the bullshit a babysitter said to me while she projected her own insecurities with her fat ass onto me as an 11 year old because I was chunky. Hope the cancer got you into your ideal dress size though, bitch!

Now that my desk is setup I've arranged my Micro korg and am using it as a midi controller. Gonna make some bullshitttt

I think every citizen of Japan should be allowed and encouraged to smack the fucking dogshit out of Sanae Takaichi.

girl at this point just stop being famous, like god damn.

I don't really go many places, but I do have an app on my phone that detects when someone is wearing meta glasses and I promise you if you are within arm's reach of me and the app goes off, I am throwing something heavy directly at your fucking face.

I'm not even a little bit sorry but if you are crying white woman tears in court because someone wrote a song about you eating pussy like pizza I don't think you should be allowed to be a cop anymore.

An Ayn Rand themed coffee cup is a weird bit of merchandise since the only people who give a shit about Ayn Rand enough to own one are either 14 or dating someone who is.