big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

if i was a white woman who lived in a big single family house that i owned id love to get really paranoid and drop wine glasses at the slightest noise, and pick up a kitchen knife all shaky while my home security i pay $125 a month for goes off because my shit ass kid forget to enter the passcode for the THIRD time this month TANNER!!!! youre making mommys nerves shot to hell! And then i drink my third glass of white wine

sure part of the queer experience is being othered but an even bigger and more powerful part is belonging to the othereds

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

He’s so shy he died

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

this is literally the 92 bulls

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

it’s called a fade away jumper

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

and did you know that apparently even if you get really really good at acting normal the outcome will be the same. but did you also know that apparently if you don't try to act normal then they can see that on you like a hawk as much as they can smell the acting like a bloodhound. and the outcome will be the same