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My favorite book trope is when the villain is an evil all powerful immortal being and the hero is a teenager who does not give a shit.

I hope that tea was fucking worth it Mateo

Dude worse thing to have in the Hunger Games would be sleep paralysis. Can you imagine what it would be like to wake up to another tribute standing over you with a sword or some shit and you can’t fucking move cause you slept funny!? Like shit you’re already in the worse possible situation and that would be like the ultimate bruh moment.

Authors will literally put their characters through the most traumatizing, heart wrenching, unhinged shit they can possibly think of and then call it “character development”.

I’m gonna fight Brandon Sanderson in the Walgreen’s parking lot

Me aggressively following every single rangers apprentice account I can find on this god forsaken app until the algorithm finally gets the hint that I’m obsessed with rangers apprentice