"Be happier? Be sadder."

I escaped the Backrooms. That was easy why do people get lost down here?

When you're autistic in the Backrooms.

They got outlets in the seas. You can get power from de ocean.

I can feel the sand in my crack already. Oh yeah I can smell the seagull shit.

Is the Backrooms gonna make me gay?

Let's sail the seas. These piss coloured seas.

Is this the set of One Piece?

Maybe your dad threw a chair at you.

This is cool. Why's it Christmas in the Backrooms?

How does Santa get in your house when there's no chimney? How does he get in the Backrooms when there's no... house.

You know when you're put of control just remember, Pots... Just pots.

Jacksepticeye: *feels the wall* Jack: I knew it. Nothing.

The Backrooms is stuck in the 90s.

When you leave the Backrooms make sure you turn on the alarm.

The Backrooms runs by a highway.

What's in the backroom's of your bellybutton. Bet we'll find some fluff in your backrooms. I don't like that I said that.

What are you saying? Why is Adrien Brody here?