Notable Quotables

*Loud banging on door* *Two random guys open the door slowly* "We are SO SORRY-- actually we're not, can we steal some lollipops?"

"You're laughing. Denny is stroming around the hose and you're laughing" - Youtube comment

"Is a bird a mammal?" -College student

"I don't like the concept of soup because it takes forever. I want to tear, chew, swallow. Soup is just, like, dainty. Takes forever." -No idea tbh

"I accidentally threw a gun at myself" - mr-voldys-soulmate

"You gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern!" - some guy on Supernatural

"It's okay to objectify women as long as I feel nothing toward them" - mr-voldys-soulmate

"This isn't the Bachelor, I don't have to kiss your ass to get a rose" -Phaedra, The Traitors

"What business do you have in a wardrobe?" -Tamaki, Ouran High School Host Club

"They're learning ASL with their feet"

"Are you really going to make Jude a child of divorce AGAIN??" - Sara, age 21

"Idiot! I hope you like dancing for coins on the streets of Calcutta" - Joe, Modern Family

"The kids in my class were just existing, but I was living" - Logan, age 9