Quote of the Year

“Hey, you can’t be here.” -Devin

Dan is purchasing something while in the call...

“Y’know I almost read my debit card out loud...” - Dan

“Read it to us.” -Devin

“I’ll give you the last number: nine.” -Dan

“Madison, shut your fuck.” -Johnny #QOTY2017

Hi!

You probably noticed (or didn’t, because nobody even follows this shitty account) that we haven’t posted a lot in 2016. This is mostly because I was... lazy. I basically forgot this was an account.

But I promised that I’ll revive it in 2017! Just know that lots of post are going to contain context (because I noticed some made no absolute sense and we forgot why we said the certain things we said.)

So, happy new year everyone, and lets hope this year for QOTY is as dumb as 2014 & 2015!

2017 STARTS ABOVE.

2016 QUOTES IS BELOW THIS POST.

*Devin is playing Sims and is adding everyone in the group in the game. Devin was making our house during this*

Tyler: Hey Devin, we don’t have have a roof.

Devin: Oh yeah I know.

"Would you rather: Give up cheese or oral sex?" -Johnny

 "Does this mean no cheese on pizza?" -Maddie

 "Yes." -Everyone in the call

“We can just teach English in Italy.” -Josh

*We were playing League of Legends. Dan was playing Vi in an ARAM.*

“Dan, what the heck is your build? *laughs*” -Kody

25 seconds later...

PENTAKILL!

"Don't questions my number of testicles." -Ryan 

We went off topic and started talking about naming vaginas. Don’t question.

“Hey Maddie, whats your vaginas name?” -Hunter

"Monty, are you still here?" -Ryan