-that is not john stamos-

3:10? I just spent six hours playing with fonts? Holy shit!

It’s a beautiful day though, right? Every morning is a miracle. Hashtag Miracle. Hashtag Every Morning. Hashtag Every Morning is a Miracle. Hashtag BoJack Thoughts.

Oh, tough break, BJ Novak.

People do love fracking- it’s fun to say!

That guy tipped me a quarter, that’s barely enough money to buy three gallons of gas.

In his last days, Herb's cancer had gone into remission. He was full of hope. But on the drive home from the hospital his brakes gave out- he crashed into a truck full of peanuts. He survived the crash! But he was allergic to peanuts, he died instantly.

Oh, now you think you're young all of a sudden.

BoJack Horseman and Mr Peanutbutter on the same studio backlot? What is this, a mismatched buddy comedy about two guys from different sides of the tracks, who learn to respect each other because they have a common interest and a grudging respect blossoms into real friendship as they set aside their differences to achieve a shared goal, each bringing their own strength to the table and possibly there's a karaoke scene?

Listen I still have some questions about my character, and the script, and the show, and you asking me to do this show, and me saying yes.

Hi, I’m Henry! I used to volunteer with Herb at Habitat for Humanity, of as we liked to call it, Herbitat for Henranity. We spent most of the day working on that name, and only part of the day building, but still, we helped some people.

Guys, don’t take your eyes off the prize! We need to fill Charlotte’s bag with these mini quiches, this is our breakfast for June.

Oh, Jesus, Todd! Read louder much?

I’m sorry it’s so unpleasant for you to have to interact with women you were shitty to.

Todd Chavez? Hey, that name's my name!

Do a girl a favor and don’t break her heart by inches- do it all at once, it’ll save everyone some time.

You were touching her face and telling her she was gonna die next.