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"So every time my daughter latches on to my wife's nipple she makes this 'Ah s**t, this hurts,' face." his post began. "I'm looking like seriously you're not use to it by now, she doesn't even have teeth, suck it up chump lol. BOY DID I have NO CLUE." "Yesterday my daughter was losing her damn mind looking for the boobie milk... My wife was at the gym, so I carried her downstairs to make a bottle. While we're waiting for the bottle to warm up, I'm shirtless and Nubia is laying on my shoulder she starts moving her head all crazy then just starts to suck on my clavicle. I laugh and go you're not going to get anything from there buddy. Her suction turned into some blood sucking Dracula type s**t." "I'm trying to pull her off me like... F***, F*** get off me! I wanted to toss her off me like she was a demon child lol. Listen man she had some newborn vampire, type strength. I quickly make her the bottle like here little focker HERE! I go in the bathroom and look at my neck and this was the result. Listen I WILL NEVER TALK S**T to my wife ever again, these babies are DANGEROUS. Guys I want you to NEVER EVER, EVER... EVER, EVER underestimate the power of a mother.From birthing a child to breastfeeding, YOU SIR are NOT built for this type pain."