Incorrect Quotes For Star Stealing Prince

I made this blog only because sometimes I make incorrect quotes for my original characters and find myself thinking "Xiri would probably say that too."

So here it is, an incorrect quotes blog for Star Stealing Prince and Ephemeral Prince by @earlronove! (Psst, if you have any problem with this, let me know.)

Spoilers? Spoilers.

The blog will run on a queue of one post per day, so I can have time to make new quotes.

Xiri: I made tea.

Erio: I don’t want tea.

Xiri: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Erio: Then why are you telling me?

Xiri: It is a conversation starter.

Erio: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

B: I beg to differ

Edgar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Lina:

Canan: How can you still say that?

Xiri: *chugs entire bottle*

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Relenia: *puts the box down and turns around*

Anastasia: *crunch*