Daily Inspirational Quotes

This is a blog dedicated to finding all the amazing quotes in Shoot from the Hips games, plays, and shows, and putting them out there for everyone to enjoy! Take this as a daily dose of inspiration, laughter, or whatever else you desire.

"Follow the scent of the focaccia!"

"There's something fucking weird about that neighbour."

"But, Peter, I don't know how to fly!" "Oh, it's easy Wendy!"

"I’m actually an artist, do you guys like art?" "Ahhhhh…" "…is that a yes or a no?" "…MMMMMmmmm…"

"When does it become wine? Do I have to leave it for a bit? Shake it loads?"

"Why have you strapped me facing away from the audience? I'm doing my best emotional overacting, and they can't see shit!"

"WHY DURING A THUNDERSTORM? WHY WAS YOUR KITE SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? WHO ARE YOU? BENJAMIN FUCKING FRANKLIN???"

"You guys Americans as well?" "Yeah, bro, we are now, bro."

“Well, either you, me, or the drunk British woman in the front needs to sort this out.”

"Yeah, we didn't know what to do! Cause we're fuckin' six years old!"

"It's not very good-a, is it?"

“I have to give two million… two million Swedish francs.” “Kronor! ...Is what I would say if it were still the nineties. Euros!"

"Roll for repression."

“It looks like our two improvisers have gone somewhere deep! How upsetting. And here they thought they were just going to do silly voices and flash their vajayjays at each other.”

"You didn’t let him get away did you?" "Never let them get away! YOU TRAP ‘EM!" "Amicably."

"Try and think that this isn’t going to be different from any other flight. Certainly not my final one!"