Quotatious Quotations

if you ever think you are not worth a dang just remember you are worth several dangs to a lot of buds you just might not know it

It turns out that asking isn’t the only scary part of going after a big dream. You know what’s just as scary? When you hear “yes.”

I lied and said I was busy, I was busy; but not in a way most people understand. I was busy taking deeper breaths, I was busy silencing irrational thoughts. I was busy calming a raving heart. I was busy telling myself I am okay. Sometimes this is my busy and I will not apologise for it.

If I tell you there's cheese and crackers on Mars, you better bring a napkin.

When you picture a pretty song, and then you try to sing it, and it just sounds like a bunch of whistling farts, and it's like, 'well, that's not what I wanted to do!'

Nothing's sad until it's over. Then everything is.

It's not a crime unless you can prove intent to fart.

Sometimes writing short stories feels like you have a two-hour movie in your head and you need to figure out which five minutes you want to write about.

Time flies whether you're having fun or not.

if we all took time to UNDERSTAND OUR WAY we could prove love even better because the most important part of proving love is real to others is to prove love is real to yourself.

Food poisoning is like the most disgusting way to time travel back through every meal you ate for the last 2 days.

Too many people seem to be employed in the role of preventing others from working.

The eyes are the window to the soul, but the pancreas is the garage door to the endocrine system.

True love is a video game boss, and you just have to grind experience points until you're ready to confront it.

Sometimes there's no safe unless you fight back.

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

It's important to remember that this timeline is actually lucky to have a person as unique and incredible as you in it.