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i don't get it. coworkers will find the most cursed emojis to use on outlook with absolutely no fear of god or man

do you guys want to see the scariest email i've ever received. and i mean that i was halfway asleep on the desk and it was so startling it woke me right The Fuck Up. i'm serious.

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im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him