pairing: bf!valko x reader
synopsis: you prank your anti-deforestation boyfriend by telling him you shaved your bush...
cw: suggestive but no explicit content, established relationship, fluff, kinda crack-fick
wc: 700
a/n: he's soooo cute in this photo ugh
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“You did what?”
“I shaved it off, Valko.” you repeat for the second time.
He stares at you, conflicted and confused. His eyebrows are knit together tightly in a frown.
“Why?” he blinks at you a couple times.
“I thought it would be less bothersome for you.” you shrug, holding your smile back.
“You—” he starts but loses his words halfway. “Okay wait, I need a moment.” he huffs in disbelief. Leaning back against the counter behind him, his hand comes up to rub at the bottom half of his face.
You fold your arms over your chest and look around the kitchen, avoiding his gaze to try and not laugh.
“Why would you think it’s bothersome for me? Did I do something to make you think that?” he asks, his tone softer. Clearly, this was a very serious matter to him.
You shake your head in response. “No… I mean, I just assumed. Most men don’t like that.”
“Most men??— baby, what about what Valko likes?” he stares down at you, distraught and betrayed.
Your eyes widen and you chuckle shortly. “Did you just refer to yourself in third person?”
He ignores your question, and before you know it, your feet are lifted off the ground and his large palms are holding onto your hips as he sets you down on the counter.
“What are you doing—” you gasp.
“Show me. I wanna see it.” he requests, completely serious.
“Are you crazy?! Why?”
“Because I don’t believe you. I know that you know I love your bush.”
You scoff at him in disbelief. “I’m not showing you anything!”
“Why? ‘Cause you lied?” he tilts his head closer to you.
“No—because now’s not the time.” you stutter a bit, clearly caught red-handed.
“Haven’t heard that one before.” He raises an eyebrow, his smirk growing. “You’re usually eager—”
You cut him off by putting your hands over his mouth. He laughs into them before swiping his tongue, licking them. You pull away immediately, as if you’d been burned.
A beat of silence passes as you wipe your wet palm against the fabric of his shirt. He doesn’t seem to mind, he doesn’t even flinch, evidently used to it.
The two of you stare at each other in silence, your hand remains atop his shoulder where you just wiped it. You watch him as he carefully lowers himself on his knees, eyes remaining glued to you the entire time. His hands move to rest on your knees.
You feel your face burn up and immediately tighten your grip on his shoulder. “Okay fine—it was a prank!” you blurt out.
He freezes in his movements. “Really?”
You look away, and then back at him momentarily to nod.
His hands still holding your knees, he closes them and rests his forehead against them while breathing out a sigh of relief. “You scared me for a second there.”
You chuckle at the sight, your hand finding its way to his burgundy locks. “That scary, huh?”
He leans into your hand, tilting his head sideways, and stares up at you as you continue brushing your fingers through his hair. “Yeah, you owe me an apology.”
You start scratching a particular spot you knew he liked. “Alright, alright. I’m sorry.”
He hums at the sensation, closing his eyes and enjoying your caress. His wolf ears pop out suddenly, and you notice his tail swishing behind him. When he opens his eyes again, they hold a different intent. A heavier one.
“I think you’re gonna have to give me more than an apology actually…” he grins.
You quirk an eyebrow, and before you can speak, he stands back up and lifts you into his arms. Your hands immediately find his firm shoulders for balance.
His face is flushed now, and his eyes are dim. “... can I?” he pleas softly, waiting for your approval.
Noticing you leaning down towards him, he lowers you so you’re face to face with him. You press your lips to his tenderly. “... yes, you can.”
His breathing is steady and he seems calm, but his rapidly wagging tail behind him gives him away.
The two of you remain quiet as he carries you to your room and sets you down on the mattress, already understanding each other without using words.
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Guys I genuinely just woke up. I have been sick and tired these past few days but Valko genuinely kept me happy and excited.
This is not fair they are treating their CN whales with more respect than us.
I will actually quit the game is they don’t put Valko in.
Address the real issues. Don’t remove a character that you already built and hyped up. I’m shocked and tired with shitfold atp.
We have tried to support you and criticise you in healthy ways yet they only listen to the toxic fans.
Infold you have not done justice to your game by loving your story.
Just make the game to be bought atp. I will delete it. I’m sure millions will follow.
If you think you will only listen to fans who will threaten you you have actually not seen the other side or the people who turned after the livestream.
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We could still save Valko. The comments on their Instagram posts are filled entirely with people who are outraged but this decision to remove him.
Leave one star reviews on the App Store demanding he be returned.
Spread the hashtags #savevalko #bringbackvalko #wewantvalko
Leave complaints in customer service in the app
Request that he be released on global servers only if need be.
Apparently there are even cn girls on red note that are furious about this decision.
I have deleted the app and left plenty of comments in their comment section as well as left dm’s in their social media accounts.
Let’s all get active about this!!! We can’t let Infold do this!!! It’s is completely unfair to us global players who have been so excited for his release!
They cancelled valko to make up for it, now the international fans are mad.
Infold, you cannot play both sides. The best option here would have been delay his release and tell fans you were going to focus on the main story for the current characters, incorporate Valko into the story better and removed the political issues that were upsetting the chinese players. During this, you could also add a better pity system, better ways to farm diamonds and then released Valko in the future.
This entire situation is a company trying to make up for mistakes where they upset one community by upsetting the other community. And even with how upset the players were, they would have kept playing. You're telling me a board of people sat together and thought 'yeah, lets cancel the character instead of actually trying to fix the issues people were complaining about and make this whole thing 10x worse than it is'
No joke, at this rate just close the game internationally and make the game for the chinese players as itll be easier to cater to them. Make characters exactly as they want and leave us out of it. Im so done wasting my money on these games and companies to just be put aside like a fucking replacement whenever the chinese fans want something
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bro (alpha wolf) tripped and immediately posed afterwards like the falling down then doing push-ups meme i'm crying HE'S SO FUCKING DUMB IM NOT IMMUNE TO THESE LEVELS OF GAP MOE
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valko doesn’t deserve all this hatred. we don’t really know anything about him yet. i trust Infold’s imagination they’re keeping us well fed with lore and even if the content is fan service they always manage to add their own originality to it. that’s why im really curious about valko. there’s a difference between not liking something and spreading hatred – at least that’s how i see it. ‘nobody wanted this, take him back, delete this garbage, etc etc.’ these comments strike me as a bit over the top
