Quirkenstein

I'm tempted to remake them in fandoms I'm more active in.

"Oh! Th...thank you..."

“I feel a haircut is needed...”

“Clever. I would never have thought to use such methods...ingenuity after my own heart. I must say I am rather interested in acquiring a piece of my own, however I feel it would make me salivate any time I had it on. Such is the downsides of a quirk such as mine. Thankfully I am not ravenous...though it could make me a bit temperamental.” 

“Ah-- y-yes of course. I know blood when I smell it. I typically see more blood in my club, rest assured I am not squeamish around it in the slightest. Though I cannot say I have ever seen it used for dyeing...a rather intriguing prospect if I am honest.”

“Trust me, I have no need for touching. Smelling is enough, mouth watering as it is...”

“I daresay I’m blushing...”

tfw your mun just wants you to suffer

what makes you think the lover has to die?

“...okay buddy.”

“oh my god how are you this dumb? The introductions...come at the START of a conversation. Your window to introduce yourself was at the very beginning of this little chat! The ‘intro’ if you will! You don’t chat someone up and then only reveal yourselves if you think they like what you have to offer, that’s not forming a relationship, that’s trying to deceive someone!”