* 𝑐𝘩𝑖𝑙𝑑'𝑠 ╱ 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀 .

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : wAit mads i thought that was a fuckin joke wtf

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i will go n have a conversion w mr. champion abt this BLASPHEMY !!!!!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : um private jet 🛩 yes fucking pls auri

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : suck a lil dicki but by lil dicki we rly mean big daddi dicki si, si?

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : cause ya girl can't do lil dickies anymore 😳

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i second quinn it's the law

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : unfortunately it's true and unfortunately my dad is not okay. on the bright side i've already chosen his retirement home. i'll be able to afford it w all my d'alessio money

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : not to say that we're spoiled but we're spoiled. it's what we deserve 🤪

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : pls make sure wherever we stay has a BIG bath

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : BIG DADDI DICKI SI SI HAHAHAHHAHAHA u really get me

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : can we PLS talk about hakim tho 🥴

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: damn ur sending ur dad to a retirement home ? i mean ... he deserves it. imagine being patriarchal in 2020.

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: it's settled we'll be getting the pj from patrick and simone 😌 they can't say no to me

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: you and me both carina como se dice tag team 👀?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ew small dicks aren't allowed i would actually cry if i saw one LMAOOO if we're getting dick i want my back to blown out thank u

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: wait what happened with hakim 👀 u bitches better spill it or so help me

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : mads whats going on is ur fam struggling or something why do you need this :/

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : tbh fuck nyc i already feel like a tahiti baby god bless u and simone and patrick !!!!

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : miss carina what have u been up to are u talking about some specific lil or big ones ?? bc i have not been informed and i would like to know.

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : yesssss tahiti n naked beachesssss

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : fuck men they fucking suck tbh

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : omfg i didn't even want that getting out yet. it's so fucked u guys LMAO i'm lowkey still in shock but it's fine

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : my dad asked me to do it like our livelihood depends on it and????

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : how can i say no to him. so yeah i'm being married off like its the -1800s or whatever 🥵 and to.. ADRIANO of all ppl omg like i can't even think about it for too long or else i freak out

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i wanna go to tahiti and suck tiddi and maybe a lil dicki but not a lot bc i seriously hate men rn

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : love how all of this crap is being drudged up again 🤢

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: BITCH YOU'RE ENGAGED ??? WHAT THE FUCK !!?!?!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: i'm checking out airbnbs as we speak 😌 do u think simone and patrick will let me get the jet?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: men are trash and that's the motherfucking tea!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: like your livelihood depended on it ??? what the fuck is this ??? the stone ages ???

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ew i just an image of u sucking off lil dicky and now i wanna burn my eyeballs 🤮 whomstopher is adriano ??

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : is everything okay w ur dad i can't believe ur really in an arranged marriage rn

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but pls do some begging bc a jet is the cherry on top that we NEED

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : oHhh auri's ass got sass !!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i need a getaway too , the theatre's got me dyINg 💀

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : lbr we all thirst over ur ass bb

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : ugh me too get me out !!!

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i vote somewhere far far away where i can lie on a beach nekked ;)

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : #freedatass #bunsoutsunsout

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: let's go to tahiti 😌 i haven't been since my parents renewed their vows when i was FIFTEEN

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ugh i love you girls sm 🖤 i'm so glad u guys appreciate my ass. i appreciate yalls asses too y'know

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: and i've been reading the blogs u whores 👀 tf is going on?!??!

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : mads getting nakey will deff make ppl stop talking about her being ENGAGED ?????

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : we love when half the squad got cheated on 🤔

boss: don't be mad @ me

boss: thanks for coming to my ted talk

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : relax boss i'm not mad at you

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but your ex is rly flipping out so

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: as the unofficial leader of the housewives i have a question to pose!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: why have we not planned our annual getaway yet? 🥺

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: my ass misses the sun and boys who thirst over me miss my ass! she demands to be seen!

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : where are we going this year miss yates

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : this planning needs to begin asap bc i would like to get away from this city A to the SAP 😌

“   we’re   done  ,   to  everyone   that   hates   me   because   of   him   ,   he’s   all   yours   until   he   cheats   on   you   too   !   ”

“   girlie   ,   we   are   already   family   .   how   much   more   could   you   want of   me   ?   ”

“  y’know   ,   i’ve   worked   hard   for   this   title   my   whole   life   ,   too   bad some   people   think   i’m   psycho   instead   of   bad  .  ”

“  nope   ,   he’s   gunna   need   to   buy   a   lot   of   new   shit   if   he   doesn’t stop   acting   up  .   ”

margo : i have a problem w your existence bc you hate me and you're annoying and you're petty. i rlly could just got on

margo : bc you knew it would piss me off and you love that shit!!!! i can just imagine your dumb smug little face

margo : all the dudes in ny and you had to go for one i have history w ??? what if you found out that i was fucking hakim?

𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 : we don't have to get along margo i just don't like you LMAOOOOO

𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 : more like i was dealing with a break up and wanted to forget about that for one night ??

𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 : you're NOTTT together can you pls realise how crazy this is

margo : you're just as petty as i am, if not more, it's rllyyy not a stretch for me to think that you'd do some dumb shit like this to get a rise out of me

margo : ik you're not trying to tell me what to do rn

margo : i'm coming over bc i have a problem w you and i want to tell you to your face, asshole

𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 : honestly tell me when have i ever come after you ? bc u just seem to have a problem with my existence ?

𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 : how does me hooking up w ur ex = me coming after you

noel : i got you a book!

𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 : a what-

𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 : do i give off a literate energy HAHAHA ??