* 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 ╱ 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ╱ 𝐦𝐞 .

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : is everything okay w ur dad i can't believe ur really in an arranged marriage rn

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but pls do some begging bc a jet is the cherry on top that we NEED

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : lil dicky doesn't deserve to get head from mads or anyone else its a beach hottie or no one im sorry but its the law

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : wAit mads i thought that was a fuckin joke wtf

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i will go n have a conversion w mr. champion abt this BLASPHEMY !!!!!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : um private jet 🛩 yes fucking pls auri

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : suck a lil dicki but by lil dicki we rly mean big daddi dicki si, si?

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : cause ya girl can't do lil dickies anymore 😳

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i second quinn it's the law

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : unfortunately it's true and unfortunately my dad is not okay. on the bright side i've already chosen his retirement home. i'll be able to afford it w all my d'alessio money

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : not to say that we're spoiled but we're spoiled. it's what we deserve 🤪

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : pls make sure wherever we stay has a BIG bath

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : BIG DADDI DICKI SI SI HAHAHAHHAHAHA u really get me

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : can we PLS talk about hakim tho 🥴

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: damn ur sending ur dad to a retirement home ? i mean ... he deserves it. imagine being patriarchal in 2020.

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: it's settled we'll be getting the pj from patrick and simone 😌 they can't say no to me

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: you and me both carina como se dice tag team 👀?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ew small dicks aren't allowed i would actually cry if i saw one LMAOOO if we're getting dick i want my back to blown out thank u

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : mads getting nakey will deff make ppl stop talking about her being ENGAGED ?????

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : we love when half the squad got cheated on 🤔

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : tahiti IT ISSS

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : yesssss tahiti n naked beachesssss

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : fuck men they fucking suck tbh

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : omfg i didn't even want that getting out yet. it's so fucked u guys LMAO i'm lowkey still in shock but it's fine

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : my dad asked me to do it like our livelihood depends on it and????

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : how can i say no to him. so yeah i'm being married off like its the -1800s or whatever 🥵 and to.. ADRIANO of all ppl omg like i can't even think about it for too long or else i freak out

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i wanna go to tahiti and suck tiddi and maybe a lil dicki but not a lot bc i seriously hate men rn

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : love how all of this crap is being drudged up again 🤢

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: BITCH YOU'RE ENGAGED ??? WHAT THE FUCK !!?!?!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: i'm checking out airbnbs as we speak 😌 do u think simone and patrick will let me get the jet?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: men are trash and that's the motherfucking tea!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: like your livelihood depended on it ??? what the fuck is this ??? the stone ages ???

             WHO  KNEW  AURIELLA  YATES  HAD  TALENT  LIKE  THIS  ?

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : where are we going this year miss yates

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : this planning needs to begin asap bc i would like to get away from this city A to the SAP 😌

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but i'll thirst over ur ass until we leave 😜

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : oHhh auri's ass got sass !!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i need a getaway too , the theatre's got me dyINg 💀

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : lbr we all thirst over ur ass bb

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : ugh me too get me out !!!

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i vote somewhere far far away where i can lie on a beach nekked ;)

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : #freedatass #bunsoutsunsout

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: let's go to tahiti 😌 i haven't been since my parents renewed their vows when i was FIFTEEN

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ugh i love you girls sm 🖤 i'm so glad u guys appreciate my ass. i appreciate yalls asses too y'know

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: as the unofficial leader of the housewives i have a question to pose!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: why have we not planned our annual getaway yet? 🥺