flesh, blood & bone.

I’d try getting the whole story before you judge, yeah? I’ve gained weight these past couple months because I wasn’t paying attention to what I was eating. I just don’t want to lok like a cow.

I weren't judgin'... I just meant you shouldn't. If you've gained weight I certainly ain't noticed and I doubt many have. I highly doubt you'd ever look like a cow. You're fuckin' Chloe Lewis, babes. You ain't got anything to worry about. 

Pardon… one of what?

Worryin' about calories an' shit. 

The fact that I can’t cook for starters. I’d rather not burn my house down trying to attempt to cook. Who knows how many calories are in that disaster of a meal. I’m not trying to gain more weight. Dry toast, very little calories, no fat, no sugar. Healthy.

I didn't take you for one of 'em girls, Chloe. 

… I think I’ll just stick with dry toast.

What! How can you prefer dry toast over a full english? Yer fuckin' mental. 

… That’s a lot of food, I don’t think I could even eat half of that nor do I know how to make it.

It's a breakfast of fuckin' champions, I'm tellin' yer. You just got'ta whack it all in a frying pan, easy. 

What is a full english breakfast?

Aw come on, you got'ta know! You got yer eggs, yer bacon, then some toast, sausages, beans, hash browns, fried tomato and mushrooms.... You ain't got'ta have all that or you could something else but tha's how I fuckin' like it. 

Tell me how to fix it, then.

Not much ya' can do. I always jus' have a cuppa and a nice full english breakfast then take some more. 

How is it possible to feel a hangover two days after drinking?

Sounds like a fuckin' comedown to me, I always get 'em two days after. 

So cute.

Do you enjoy fuckin' annoying me?

Would it annoy you if I called you cute right now?

Of course. 

You positive?

Err... Yeah, why not.